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Song Parodies -> "Phony Phone Calls Are Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Only The Good Die Young"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Phony Phone Calls Are Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Called up Eugenia, I'd hardly wait
She didn't answer, can't debate
Now somebody else calling me ruins my fate
Somebody who's feeling numb

Well, you called up a guy who lives in Japan
Since you've asked for a Prince Albert in a can
Bad prank calls crack me up till dawn, out of hand
Now that's what they might have done
Phony phone calls are dumb
Just what I said
Phony phone calls are dumb
Phony phone calls are dumb

You might have heard "can I please speak to Mike Rotch"
It's lowering my IQ one notch
I've never got a kick in the crotch
Some phony calls can hurt someone

I called up Eugenia, but won't answer
Now who called me? My friend's grandfather?!
He says "Why've you kidnapped my daughter?"
I don't do it, you chum!
'Cause your phony phone calls are dumb
Woah
I tell ya
Phony phone calls are dumb
Phony phone calls are dumb

I'm telling you mister
You know that phony phone calls are dumb
Phony phone calls are dumb
Phony phone calls
Phony phone calls are dumb
Phony phone calls
Phony phone calls are dumb

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JP - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
You CAN write good parodies when you really want to. 5's. You earned 'em.
Jason - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Dear JP. That may be so, but even Windows works perfectly once in a blue moon.

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