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Song Parodies -> "I'll Snuff You Dressed As My Late Ma"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You Just The Way You Are"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Snuff You Dressed As My Late Ma"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

clothes, i'm changin'...when i'm uneasy
i've done it several times before
don a fashion...that's so familiar
a simple housedress, mother wore
i'm gonna cleave you...yes, you're in trouble
i'll catch you when you're in the raw
i'll have a good time...when its your bath time
i'll snuff you dressed as my dead ma

you'll be dyin'...as i'm slashin'
i aim to murder you in there
when mother asks me...i must be gashin'
i'm simply geared that way, i swear
i find my mother...fascinatin'
i never really knew my pa
although she's gone now...i still will talk to
i'll snuff you dressed as my late ma

i've altered myself to her...personality
the strongest person that i knew
i'm not as sick as you believe, you see
though, awful things, she makes me do

so, i'll kill you...your neck i'll sever
and then pretend i never saw
i guess i'll never...get any better
i'll snuff you dressed as my late ma



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McKludge - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I think you might need some therapy, Alvin. $555/hour.
Arwen - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Psycho is still one of the creepiest movies I've ever seen...this is great!
Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
The court finds you guilty of five counts of laughter. With plenty of appeal. After all, if Arwen is willing to admit something else is great, that's a very good sign. Of course, for Marion Crane (Janet Leigh), an even better sign would have been "NO VACANCY."
alvin - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge...i'm getting better..i used to dress in my GRANDMA'S clothes...thanks arwen....i agree...doesn't get much creepier.. thanks michael.....well, marion shouldn't have embezzled in the first place
Jonathan S. - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS. With all due respect, I can't say I enjoyed it quite as much as that other kid's "Mother (Norman's Lament)." Sorry.
AFW - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent Psycho synopsis in a nutshell...
John Barry - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
A Perky parody.
alvin - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks jonathan AFW and john
Chris Frederick - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Billy Joel and Psycho... it just doesn't get any better than that! Nice parody; 555.
Dee Range - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
A favorite movie and a favorite author combo double header...superlative work alvin.
alvin - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks chris and dee

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