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Song Parodies -> "He's Always A Jedi To Me"

Original Song Title:

"She's Always A Woman To Me"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"He's Always A Jedi To Me"

Parody Written by:

Eric J. Edlund

The Lyrics

Written 24 MAY 2006, while on duty in Iraq.
He can kill with a thought
Or a wave of his hands

He believes in the Code
And that's where he stands

He wants to save Padme
For visions he sees

He turned to the Sith
But he's always a Jedi to me
_____ _____ _____

He can take all his anger
Hurt innocent people

Kill all of the younglings
In the Jedi Temple

He'll take whet he can
Rule the galaxy

Yeah, He looks like a Sith
But he's always a Jedi to me
_____ _____ _____

Ohhh – Be-Won
He stowed away

There on Padme's space ship
Trying to find Anakin

Ohhh – Be-Won
He showed himself

He made Anakin mad
So he choked Padme out
_____ _____ _____

He wants more and more
Than the Jedi allow him

So he takes out his light sword
And threatens his teacher

Anakin says
Now you're my enemy

Obi-won tells him
A fight to the death
Is what it shall be
_____ _____ _____

Ohhh, Look I got the high ground
Don't you go try it now
You know that wouldn't be wise

Ohhh, You were the chosen one
Supposed to bring balance
Not leave it in darkness
_____ _____ _____

He's got brand new legs
And a full body suit

He wears a black mask
"Cause he's no longer cute

The Emperor asks him
Can you hear me

And out from the dark

He looks like Darth Vader
He's always a Jedi to me

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Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job. Just remember: Right now, victory is defined as getting home alive. I wish you victory.
Johnny D - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I wish you victory, too. Peace. 555.
carol - May 27, 2006 - Report this comment
wow this was well done. 555
Royce Miller - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Another very creative piece.

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