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Song Parodies -> "Just The Weigh You Are"

Original Song Title:

"Just The Way You Are"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Just The Weigh You Are"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Don't go losin' to try and please me
I been around big pounds before
Don't stop eatin' or try to diet
No problem if you gain some more
I'd never leave you for someone skinny
Don't want no bone assed movie star
You got a good look, and you're a good cook,
I'll take you Just The Weigh You Are.

I'm not keen on lean style fashion
I'll just go buy a stronger chair
Your cellulite, Dear, ignites my passion
And I love every roll that's there

I don't want Olive, I ain't Popeye
Don't eat my spinach from a jar
I like my sweety, plump and meaty,
I want you Just The Weigh You Are

Don't get no doc to Lindsay Lohan you
Just go ahead and strut your stuff
And baby, be my BBW
I want some hills, not Hill'ry Duff

I'll always love you, cause, there's more of you
No matter how you tip the car
And you look great in carbohydrate
I love you Just The Way You Are

You're lookin' great in carbohydrate
I love you Just The Way You Are

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LucidLupin LeeBee - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Fatastic! Five Fat Fives!
alvin rhodes - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
love it...especially the popeye verse
carol - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
well I sure hear the fat lady warming up to sing this one. 5's
John Barry - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
What LL LB said.
Michael Pacholek - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked it, but I thought it was a little close to my BJ parody "She's Gotta Weigh." Not to mention "You May Be Light (I May Be Heavy)."
AFW - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lucid, avin, carol, John, and Michael.......
PMS - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Three fat fives!
AFW - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, PMS
Larry Hensley - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
have some enormous 5's
Bob Gomez - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff, AFW, especially "I want some hills, not Hill'ry Duff". I'd like to see what you think of my "Just The Weight You Are."

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