-> "Fire Man"
Original Song Title:
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
It's nine o clock on a Saturday
The Montags are fine so it seems,
Guy's at his work, it gives him quite a smirk
To be burning all the books with glee.
Clarisse is Guy's teenage neighbor
She looks at the world with a smile,
Her family and she, see the world differently
And soon they will be in exile.
Ohhh burn di dee urn, little bookies,
Burn all the way down...to the ground. (BRIDGE)
Discover the truth, oh Guy Montag,
Discover the truth in the world,
It's quite a trip how you shun censorship,
With the flag of oppression unfurled. (CHORUS)
Guy's wife Mildred is corrupted
Watching her friends on TV,
They converse to and fro, and it's tragic ya know,
That society's her diety.
She says, "Guy, I believe this is killing me."
As a glazed look took over her face,
If only she'd seen, more than just the screen,
Then her life would be more than a waste.
Now Guy is a professional fireman
He burns books that aren't to be seen,
And Beatty's his boss, and it is a great loss,
That they scorch and remain so serene.
There's a mechanical hound that makes martyrs
Of men who try to rebel,
Society complies, and hardly a man tries,
For fears of being sent straight to hell.
You'll have to see just what happens
To our 'montag'onistic book burner,
Get in on the fun, of 'ole 451,
To find a fiery page turner.
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