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Song Parodies -> "Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"Only The Good Die Young"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Drinking some bud light,that tastes very good
It won't put me in a bad mood
Who will put milk in a beer bottle? I should.
But some drunk guy is the one
His name isn't Homer,won't ruin your day
And his smoking cigars,smoked his life away
But I never told him the price he will pay
That gets his "quit smoking" done
Maybe this guy was drunk

You might have thought I run into dangerous fools
Although they're really saying "no rules"
There's a line between the crude and cool
This way I won't hurt no one
Come on you bouncers show me a sign
But you guys never try to cross the line
One thing I needed is the truth behind
The ways you act dumb
Oh,Maybe you guys got drunk

You got a glass of wine and a whiskey jar that's right on your side
You are a drunken man,you're standing a chance
And by the way,you shouldn't find out what is wrong or what is right
You didn't count on me,but you were counting on your enemies

They say drinking problems avert disaster
Some say that I am filled with laughter
And I'm not being in charge of a Ticketmaster
Drinking can't be much fun
But now I'm getting drunk

My drinking problems had now gone haywire upon certain reputations
I've never been so drunk before,although I am really not stunk

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