-> "Just The Weight You Are"
Original Song Title:
"Just The Way You Are" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Just The Weight You Are"
Please stop eating, and don't you squeeze me
Still hurting from the time before
Butt's 'a draggin', and even sideways
You still won't fit through our front door
Your dress size:SUMO, your ass has doubled
You're bigger than some compact cars
You eat from lunchtime, straight through 'till bedtime
You look just like the whale you are
Food I'm buyin', it ain't lastin'
I've checked the cupboards and the fridge
And I'm not sayin'...you should be fastin'
Although you might cut down a smidge
We now need sidewalk restoration
It wasn't meant to bear such lard
They just can't make one...that you can walk on
At least not at the weight you are
I did not know that you were once size three
A famous gymnast 'till you grew
When we make love and I roll over twice
I can't believe I'm still on you
I said I'd feed you...but not forever
I would go bankrupt a la carte
I just might feed you...to old Lecter*
He'd love you just the weight you are
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