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Song Parodies -> "Juts Out Way Too Far"

Original Song Title:

"Just the Way You Are"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Juts Out Way Too Far"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

She went and changed them, to try and please me
I thought they were just fine before
I can't imagine her new maracas
Are any less than forty-fours
As I perceive it, their size has doubled
She hardly fits into the car
She got a new type, the size of bagpipes
But now she juts out way too far

She tried driving, wound up crashin'
She couldn't corner, couldn't steer
Against the tilt-wheel, she has to mash "em
"Perhaps the back seat's better, dear?"

Although I'm never gonna hate them
I wish they weren't so doggone hard
They feel a little like freakin' soft balls
Yeah, now she juts out way too far

I guess it's not such a bad thing for me
To think of her at ninety-two
While other women's sag down to their knees
Hers won't be resting on her shoes

I said I loved them, she said, "Whatever!"
I told her, "Really. Cross my heart."
I won't say something that might upset her
Although she juts out way too far

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 23

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   23

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alvin rhodes - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day....many many great lines in this one...the bagpipe line especially...5s plus
Royce Miller - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Well written and funny.
Johnny D - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Great rhyme to the OS title --- a superbly well-written & wacky parody!
AFW - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
you sure you wanna' complain about too big, Rick...Fantastic sillycone-iness
John Barry - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny and I love the idea of a parody of a BJ song that involves crashing a car. Size 5s
Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Look, if you're unhappy with her, I'd be willing to take her off your hands.
Johnny D - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
JB, I guess BJ could make any guy crash his car, eh?
Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't go there, Johnny.
Meriadoc - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Best laugh of the day. Great lines!
Stuart McArthur - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
you bagged the great idea, then you bagged the great execution, Rick - a great day's work - 555
Dominic L. - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Uh, what everybody else said. 5's. Keep up the good work
Phil Alexander - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I wonder... is there anything inherently funny in boob jobs? There have been an awful lot of ridiculously titterworthy songs on this subject, and this is no exception. Just a thought... given that Supercaletc. parodies also seem to have an edge, a "Supersizingsurgeryhasleft'emquiteenormous" parody might do quite well... you could even add a "Bump! Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle - poke in the eye" bit as a bridge.
Adagio - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(WET T-SHIRT) He he he The image I got of her at 92! :D 5's
S.T.G. - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Classic parody and with a touch of adding a car crash, brilliant.
bobpiecheese - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(WET T-SHIRT) Classic. I forsee that you shall own the contest. I doubt my Billy Joel boob parody (in the same contest) will be as great as this, but it may do well. You seemed to like it, Rick.
Dee Range - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Wet T-Shirt . I don't know what I was doing last July the day this was posted that caused me to miss this, unless I was in Colorado, but it couldn't have been as much fun as reading this parody. Top Notch 5's
Matthias - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt): Wow I never thought a guy could think that his girl's boobs jut out way too far.... I like my girls in a triple 5 cup!
Cat - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice one, Rick! But since I'm a nosy grammar nitpicker, I have to admit the the title "Juts Out Way Too Far" didn't exactly make me think "boobs," I thought maybe she was a drag queen with a big Adam's apple, or...something else...but that's a minor detail. Trying to imagine a chick with boobs so big they won't fit in the car...heh heh heh...
Red Ant - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-shirt) Not sure where I was July 7th last year to miss this either. I hadn't realised the irony of the parody until reading JB's comment. Anyway, great job here, and clevage, er clever title sub.
Jeff Reuben - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Boob: I live the Billy Joel stuff...great job matching to the OS, made me laugh quite a lot!

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