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Song Parodies -> "Bald Spot"

Original Song Title:

"Big Shot"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Bald Spot"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

If anyone's had this experience this one's for you!
Well, you drove home
From school in your new Chevy
With your parents, you all went home
You went home then you opened the door
And petted your dog

Oooh, and when you
Went in to the bathroom
Cause you had to go, and
Oh my gosh what did you see?
Took a looking the mirror
And then you toatally screamed

You happened to see your
Bad spot, didn?t ya?
It totally freaked you out
Your parents came in to see
What was wrong, they check it out

They saw ya had a
Bald spot, in sight
But they did not at all freak out
You wondered about the girl you liked
You wondered if it?d cause her a fright
Oh, oh oh nooooooooooooooo

You went to school the next
Day wearing a hat
The teacher?s said ?Take it off?
But you then refused
Then asked you again, but then
You had to explain

Then you got scared
Cause tyou didn?t want to
Show the spot on your head
And you're not sure
That more hair would grow
It took one minute, then the
The bald spot started to show

Yes, yes, you had to show
Your bald spot, didn't you
The teachers go so freaked out
You had to show you bald spot, didn't you
Did you thni k youd get knocked out?

You told them that
You saw it last night
Your friends will now come around
It may just be the
Gossip, school hype
When people see your bald spot, HOLD TIGHT!

Oh oh oh noooo.......

Well, you saw your friends
And girlfriend Jen
You thought you could leave it alone
But then they asked you and then
Then could see it
But no they did not all run

No, no, no, no, no, no
You had to show your bald spot ,deedja ya?
You had to let it all come out
Remember when I said , just you, hold tight

Now its gonna be the
The bald spot yes it is round
You?re gonna have the
White hot spot light
In the high school
Tabloids in sight!

Oh oh oh no .....

Bald Spot, BALD SPOT!
2005 Jack Wilson

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Jack Wilson - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Where have all my fans gone? - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Here we are, Local Celeb. Sorry for the delay. I know you've been wanting to parody "Big Shot" for a while, and "Bald Spot" is a great sub for it. And whether or not I can identify with the narrator is something I absolutely refuse to discuss. Heh heh.
Jack Wilson - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thnaks Spaff! LOL thats ok! I have a bigfoot parody coming up to the tune of This Love

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