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Song Parodies -> "Iron Man (Ozzy/Rhoads Tribute)"

Original Song Title:

"Piano Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Iron Man (Ozzy/Rhoads Tribute)"

Parody Written by:

Led/Floyd

The Lyrics

I hope no ones offended.
It's 6:13 on a Monday
The Metal Heads shuffles in
There's Rhandy Rhoads standing next to me
String'n up his Fender and Ibanez

You know how it goes
It's Fast and it's Loud let's light the crowd
Untill the smoke burns low

Ah ah ah, di de die
Ha ha, the bat must die

Sing us a song, you're the Iron man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we've all been chan't Ozzy
And Rhoad's got us feeln' quite good

Now the man on guitar is a friend of mine
He plays with me my for the show
And he's quick with a riff or to light up a solo
And there's noplace that he'd rather be
He says, Oz, I believe this won't kill me.
As the smile ran away from his face
Well I'm sure that I could live another 20
If I was outta that plane

Ah ah ah, di de die
Ha ha, the bat must die

Now Rhoads is 6 feet under
He never lived his life
And i'm talkin' with Zack who's join the band
And probably jamming for life

And I pissed on the Alamo
In my wifes red dress
Yes, I shared a drink called Absynth
But it's better than drinkin' alone

Sing us a song, you're the Iron man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we've all been chan't Ozzy
And Rhoad's got us feeln' quite good

It's a pretty good crowd for a Monday
And the Sharon gives me a smile
'cause she knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the guitar, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit in the seats and put bread at my feet
And one just went in my ear

Ah ah ah, di de die
Ha ha, the bat must die

Sing us a song, you're the Iron man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we've all been chan't Ozzy
And Rhoad's got us feeln' quite good

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Michael Pacholek - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I think Ozzy wrote this one himself. Yesterday. This could have been well-paced, funny, and even touching. It was none of those things. It was like you had the idea, and then let a room full of monkeys -- note no capital letters there, people -- type this.
Led/Floyd - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude, the pianoman is a slow stupid song of a guy who gets drunk at bars and has no life. I did better and Ozzy never wrote a song bio of himself. To Rhandy Rhodes of his greatest songs with him yes it's called tribute. And there are capitol letters at the begining of the sentence. So next time you decide to insult someones parodying look over the facts. (Sorry if I offended you Michael Pacholek.)
Michael Pacholek - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude, "Piano Man" is a slow brilliant song of a guy who plays to the drunks at bars who have no life. In case you didn't notice, he got himself one. And by the way, Randy Rhodes was overrated. If he were still alive, we'd have forgotten him by now, like the guy who replaced Brian Jones in the Stones, Mr... uh... you know, the guy before Ron Wood... uh... uh... don't help me... Mick Taylor. See? It's the whole Joyce Kilmer thing: Death as career move.
Led/Floyd - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude Pianoman is about a man who plays piano with no life. Because if he's so brilliant why is he at a 2nd rate bar? And Rhodes was a genius who helped advance guitar playing. And he's not overrated. Don't speak unless you can back it. From what I guess you can't name any of Rhodes songs or any actual guitar legends/geniuses so don't speak of Rhodes ignorance.

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