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Song Parodies -> "He's Always A Baby"

Original Song Title:

"She's Always A Woman"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"He's Always A Baby"

Parody Written by:

Genius in Maine

The Lyrics

This song is about Family Guy's beloved Stewie. While he talks, reads, and wants to dominate the world, he is only a baby.
He can act like a devil, he can act like a beast
He can hop on a plane bound for the Middle East
Stewie Griffin can seek out the sweet Mother Maggie
He can conquer the earth, but he's always a baby to me

He can write on the walls, he thinks that he can change time
He's even nabbed a necklace worth more than a dime
The maid got in trouble but Stewie went back home free
He can break all the rules, but he's always a baby to me

Oh, he entertains himself
He can talk if he wants
He's advanced for his age
Oh, and he never plays nice
And he beats up students
He just gets in a rage

The tot knows his movies, he wants all of the power
But he'll stop playing with toy phones after an hour
Plotting to kill his mother fills him with much glee
He knows when he's been bad but he's always a baby to me

Oh, he is a bit psycho
He sometimes picks his nose
He really hates his dog
Oh, he gets quite excited
When Peter says he'll die
But he sleeps like a log

He can use a launcher against some set of twins
He can help people die, although he never wins
Stewie gets hooked on crack, but has not learned to pee
And the worst he can do is stick his butt at you
But he's always a baby to me

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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Jeff Reuben - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done! Love the show, the song as well.
Michael Pacholek - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Clearly, Stewie hasn't learned from "Pinky and the Brain" that when cartoon characters try to take over the world, they always fail.

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