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Song Parodies -> "Billy Joel"

Original Song Title:

"Just The Way You Are"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Billy Joel"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

Cold Spring Harbor, Was His First Album
Then Came Piano Man
Christie Brinkley Too Familiar
They're Not Married Anymore

We Didn't Start The Fire
He Still Tours With Elton John
He Had Good Times, He Had Bad Times
His Name Is Just Billy Joel

River Of Dreams Featured An African Beat
Rarely Grows A Mustache And Beard
He'll Always Have An Uptown Girl
Although He Might Not Seem To Care

He Sang With The Late Great Ray Charles
He Acts Like A Old British Singer
He Doesn't Know How To Play The Guitar
His Name Is Just Billy Joel

I Need To Know, That He Will Always Be
That Same Old Piano Man That We Know
What Will Happen If He Tours With Elton John
The Tour Will Happen In 2005

We Said He's Loved And That's Forever
And This We Promise From The Heart
That Is Just The Way You Are
His Name Is Just Billy Joel

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Tim Mayfield - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't fit all the words in correctly when I read it. Not sure about some of the rhymes, but loved the line "Christie Brinkley too familiar"

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