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Song Parodies -> "I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You Just The Way You Are"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

don't go changing...your boobs still please me
you're telling me, you think they're poor
don't refashion...i like to feel ya
don't want to see you ripped and torn

there in your cleavage...i love to nuzzle
i think they've held up well so far
i dig your tan lines...i think your chest's fine
i love your breasts the way they are

you keep saying...its in fashion
to change the contours of one's pair
i think they're still fine...don't share your passion
for putting silicone in there

i've heard of several...complications
i've heard they make your boobs rock hard
i just want something...that i can gnaw on
i love your breasts the way they are

i love you so...though you are just a B
its more than mammaries with you
what a mistake if you become a D
i think they may be too damn huge

i said i love you...dressed in sweaters
and underneath...your "cross your heart"
forget the fake boobs...yours are better
i love your breasts the way they are

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 16

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Guy - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This one wins today's booby prize, but that's a good thing.
Arwen - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't really know what to say...I'm smiling, though!

Favorite line:
"i just want something...that i can gnaw on"

5s, Alvin...=)
DeeRange - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Gnaw on some triple 5's. Great song, alvin
alvin rhodes - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks guy, arwen and dee
Ashkicksass - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Al, this is SO SWEET. I'm serious. Very very nice.
Rick D - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
More than a mouthful is wasted. And you just said a mouthful.
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
To D, or not to D, thatīs the question for a woman these days... :-)
Johnny DD - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Whether 'tis boobular in the mind to suffer
The slings and wheelbarrows of outrageous brassieres,
Or to hold arms beneath a D of Doubles,
And to private hosing send men.
Song title police - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
The original song is just titled "Just The Way You Are." That's the full title. But the parody was really good; that's why I gave it 5/5/5.
Mari D - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Your girlfriend will love this one! In this day and age, when women (such as yours truly) who are "endowed" with less than a C (and referred to as "flat") feel pressured to "enhance" themselves, this is refreshing! I'd like to see any women with large hooters who, when they reach middle age, can pass the pencil test!
alvin rhodes - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks all for taking a look.....
Matthias - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I know you just ripped this off of the BOB RIVERS parody! Word for word!
Guy - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't really think Alvin Rhodes needs to plagiarize any song in order to be respectable here on amiright. Take a look at his portfolio of parodies and you cannot seriously believe that he would ever have to plagiarize any thing. I was also accused of plagiarizing Bob Rivers with my "Wreck The Malls" song last Christmas. I had never heard of Bob Rivers before this. And Matthias, I just read the lyrics to that Rivers song and it would be a real stretch to say it was word for word. Not even close. If any one wants to compare the lyrics of both parodies go to this URL and click on lyrics for that Bob Rivers' song.

http://www.bobrivers.com/show/vault/alpha.asp?Var=I

If you are going to accuse someone of plagairism, at least get your facts straight before you post a comment.
alvin rhodes - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
i've heard of bob rivers....but i had no idea he even did this song
Meriadoc - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job Alvin. Like the gnaw on line best too!
Arwen - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't even sweat it, Alvin...the title is about the only thing the two songs have in common. And honestly...yours is WAY funnier...
mac - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Alvin.
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Utterly uplifting.
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Bob Rivers' version of this song (like a lot of his parodies) stops half way through... anyway, I hope you didn't feel a right tit writing this one (or maybe the other way round) :-)
I wish I was Bob Geldof - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
My Ex-Wife had a boob Job after our divorce, and they looked really ridicoulous!!! So much so, that the dickhead she dumped me for, left her not long afterwards!!!!
hippiegurrl - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I also think this is sweet. Call me crazy, but that is.
Tim Hall - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Tender and touchy-feely
Nobody - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment
If any one wants to read Bob rivers lyrics go to this URL and look for that song. http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/tunes.asp?Var=I
cathy - October 24, 2013 - Report this comment
gnaw on??? yikes!! 'nibble' would be less painful. Good one!

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