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Song Parodies -> "Stockton and Malone"

Original Song Title:

"Just the Way You Are"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Stockton and Malone"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Many teams can pick 'n' roll but they're never quite as good as this
Cause in the age of fastbreaks and slam-dunks, the Jazz fans always reminisce
About a point guard and power forward who were the best ones all alone
I took the good times, I'd take the bad times
And I'd take Stockton and Malone

The Jazz believe that they will always be the same tag team that we knew
I wish that they could win at least one ring, because they were the perfect two

I said I want them, always together, one can't do it all alone
I couldn't find two any better, I just love Stockton and Malone

Don't go looking for something fancy, that's not Utah's style at all
They pick 'n' roll with some pure perfection, and drive the defense up the wall
I don't want clever trash-talking, just want to see them pick 'n' roll
I just want someone who'll win the big game, my team wants Stockton and Malone

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Arwen - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Freddie...I have never really been that big of a Jazz fan...but nobody can deny that Stockton & Malone were an amazing team. And...I'm a sucker for Billy you got my three 5s on this one! Great job!

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