Song Parodies -> She's Got a Weight
| Original Song Title: | "She's Got A Way" |
| Original Performer: | Billy Joel |
| Parody Song Title: | "She's Got a Weight" |
| Parody Written by: | Jim Loftus |
She's Got A Weight
She's got a weight about her
I don't know what it is
But I know that I can't lift around her
She's got a weight not pleasing
I don't know why it is
She cannot seem to stop her eating anytime
She's got a smile so hefty
Don't know how wide it is
But when she laughs the sound is deaf'ning
I have a way of gawking
Everywhere she goes
The pavement cracks when she starts walking anywhere
She lives near me and when she comes down her trailer stairs
The thund'ring sound awakens me
And I just hit the ground
She's got a weight that's showing
I don't know how it is
She finds the clothes that keep on growing
She's got a waist around her
And everywhere she goes
A couple hundred pounds surround her everywhere
She lives near me and when she comes down her trailer stairs
The thund'ring sound awakens me
And I just hit the ground...oh whoah oh oh oh yeah yeah...
She's got a smile so hefty
Don't know how wide it is
But when she laughs the sound is deaf'ning
She's got a weight about her
I don't know what it is
But I know that I can't lift around her anyway—hey....
She's got a weight about her
I don't know what it is
But I know that I can't lift around her
She's got a weight not pleasing
I don't know why it is
She cannot seem to stop her eating anytime
She's got a smile so hefty
Don't know how wide it is
But when she laughs the sound is deaf'ning
I have a way of gawking
Everywhere she goes
The pavement cracks when she starts walking anywhere
She lives near me and when she comes down her trailer stairs
The thund'ring sound awakens me
And I just hit the ground
She's got a weight that's showing
I don't know how it is
She finds the clothes that keep on growing
She's got a waist around her
And everywhere she goes
A couple hundred pounds surround her everywhere
She lives near me and when she comes down her trailer stairs
The thund'ring sound awakens me
And I just hit the ground...oh whoah oh oh oh yeah yeah...
She's got a smile so hefty
Don't know how wide it is
But when she laughs the sound is deaf'ning
She's got a weight about her
I don't know what it is
But I know that I can't lift around her anyway—hey....
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