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Song Parodies -> "Power Ranger"

Original Song Title:

"The Entertainer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Power Ranger"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Morse

The Lyrics

I am a Power Ranger
And I wear a spandex suit
Another kiddie entertainer
Who used to make a ton of loot
I used to be their champion
I thought I won the children's hearts
But my show got lame, and they forgot my name
And my glory days are dead and gone
'Cause I couldn't beat Pokemon


I am a Power Ranger
I used to be so cool
The kids who tuned in to my show
Are now out of high school
Ah, but some still watch my reruns
Yes I'm still on the air
So I've learned to live with the knowledge
That at least I won't end up like Yogi Bear
And I go on my merry way

I am a Power Ranger
Once beloved by boys and girls
I've defeated all kinds of villains
And saved all kinds of worlds
No one remembers the movies
Or the video games
Ah, but what the hell
You know it's just as well
Cause after a while they'd just recall
That it was all so pitifully lame

I am a Power Ranger
I bring to you my shows
I'd like to do another year or two
But it seems that my show blew
Yes, we barely got good ratings
Now I'm standing here in line
Gotta get my unemployment check
I'd love to work again, but they think I'm lame
So I'm sitting on my butt

I am the Power Ranger
I'm glad you liked my show
You've seen every single episode
You have them all on video
Ah, it took me years to make it
They were the best years of my life
It was a wonderful show
It might have run too long
But it was a hit
Even though our special effects were shit
And we were forgotten by '95

I am a Power Ranger
I was so cool in my day
I made all kinds of money
When I was on everyday
Now my repeats are on cable
I've been sitting home unemployed
All the kids forgot when my show was hot
And our toys sit back on the discount rack
Along side Tickle-Me Elmo

I am a Power Ranger
And I wear a spandex suit
Another kiddie entertainer
Who used to make a ton of loot
I used to be their champion
I thought I won the children's hearts
But my show got lame, and they forgot my name
And my glory days are dead and gone
'Cause I couldn't beat Pokemon

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Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice idea, but song parodies should rhyme better than this.
Leo Jay - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Not terrible, but the rhyme scheme needs more discipline.

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