-> "Brothel Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Uptown Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Brothel Girl"
Parody Written by:
Groundhog Druggies
The Lyrics
Brothel girl
She's been living in her Hookers world
I bet she never had a backstreet boy
I bet her mama never told her why
I'm gonna try for an brothel girl
She's been living in her white trash world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a rich man
That's what I am
And when she knows what
She wants from her time
And when she wakes up
And she takes my money
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in horny over a brothel girl
You know I've seen her in her Hookers world
She's getting tired of her prostitutes toys
And all her money from her rich rich boys
She's got a choice
Brothel girl
You know I can afford to buy her pearls
Because she loves to gobble me every day
She'll understand what kind of guy I am
And then I'll pay
And when she's walking
Her arse is looking so fine
And when she's talking
She'll say that she's mine
She'll say I'm not so rich
Just because
I've paid for a Brothel Girl
She's been living in her white trash world
As long as anyone with hookers blood can
And now she's looking for a rich rich man
That's what I am
Brothel girl
She's my Brothel girl
You know I'm in love
With a nice set of knockers
My brothel girl
You know I'm in love
With a nice juicy arse
My brothel girl
You know I'm in love
With a brothel girl
My brothel girl
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