It's quiet in the Fortress of Solitude
No one needs me today
There's a whole crop
Of new heroes now
Refusing to do things my way

Don't worry 'bout me, I'm Superman
I'll be just fine on my own
Wait till you see all the work you have
Now that you've left me alone

There's Brucie, who hangs in a cave all day
With his young ward , Dick, in tights
And they say they fight crime a lot
But I know how they spend their nights

There's a young kid in a cheesy suit
Who likes to get kissed upside down
Why doesn't he chase girls
And never mind
'bout swinging his webs round the town?

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I think they're all kinda funny now
They all think that they're number one
Everyone thinks their super and moral now
But I know how they have their fun

There's an Amazon chick with a skimpy suit
and some rope that makes men tell the truth
But a rope and some wrist cuffs
make me think
That she was messed up in her youth...

And Barry Allen could vibrate fast
And Thor sports some long, lovely hair
And we know just what "flame on!" really means
and Dr. Strange has a weird flair

Oh, but DC and Marvel pushed me aside
So I'll just hang out in the snow
And as for these new fangled "heroes" now
They know where they can all go!

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