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Song Parodies -> "Ain't No Pork Rinds"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't No Sunshine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bill Withers

Parody Song Title:

"Ain't No Pork Rinds"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Ain’t no pork rinds when she’s home
It’s just tofu ev’ry day
Ain’t no pork rinds when she’s home
And my stomach’s none too fond
When the rinds, she throws away

Dinner last time at our home
Bulgur dense like wood decayed
Dinner last time at our home
All this food tastes like our lawn
With a slice tree bark filleted

And I drone, I moan, I groan, I drone, I moan,
I drone, I moan , I groan, I drone, I moan , I groan, I drone
I moan , I groan, I drone, I moan , I groan, I drone
I moan , I groan, I drone, I moan , I groan, I drone, I moan, I groan

Lord, I want to just eat a big bag alone
But ain’t no pork rinds when she’s home
Blandest veggies in a plate
Ain’t no pork rinds when she’s home
And this food seems freshly mowed
Wanna eat armed hand grenade

What a crime, rinds gone away
What a crime, rinds gone away
What a crime, rinds gone away
What a crime, tempeh soufflé
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Old Man Ribber - August 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Warren - No pork rinds? What will George H. W. Bush do? ;D
AFW - August 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Gets right to the meat of the matter
Patrick - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
What about the four basic food groups: Hamburgers and Fries, Chicken and Fries, Fish and Chips, and Chocolate?

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