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Song Parodies -> "Beat Up Me"

Original Song Title:

"Lean On Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bill Withers

Parody Song Title:

"Beat Up Me"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

Sometimes, there is blood
We're all in pain, we all have trouble
But, if we in floods
We know there's always a double

Beat up me, when you are strong
And I'm not your friends, It won't be plesant
For it won't be long
Til I'm gonna need somebody to beat up

Please swallow your food
If I has things we need to steal
For no one can fill
Those of our goods that won't let it seal

You just call on me partner when you wanna fight
We all need somebody to beat up
We all have those problems it's just not that right
We all need somebody to beat up

Beat up me, when you are strong
And I'm not your friends, It won't be plesant
For it won't be long
Til I'm gonna need somebody to beat up

Please swallow your food
If I has things we need to steal
For no one can fill
Those of our goods that won't let it seal

If there is a cut
You have to fear, that we will accept
I'm kicked in the butt
I'll share the ring if we say sorry
Sorry If we need a friend
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry...

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The Principal - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
GBHD, what you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent parody were you even close to anything that could be considered a humorous thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. I award you all ones, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Ann Hammond - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
the humor is gone.
Ann - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Principal- People don't become dumber for reading other peoples entries. If anything we get smarter from it. May God have mercy on you for pointing your finger at others.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Woah, Nelly!
Ann - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
there's a time for every purpose under heaven. This includes ass-kicking.
The Principal - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
At least I can point my finger because it isn't up my bung hole!
Ann - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
so what if it is! I can't help it if that's the only thing that brings me joy anymore!
Ann Hammond - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I stopped this comversation with the second time I wrote Ann. Someone is going to get in trouble for putting words in my mouth.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh!
? - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Whoever is screwing around with whoever everyone has a constitional right to believe what they want.
Ann Hammond - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
You're right ? sometimes my mouth gets too big. Sorry if my foul word wasn't taken as a joke

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