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Song Parodies -> "Get Off Me!"

Original Song Title:

"Lean On Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bill Withers

Parody Song Title:

"Get Off Me!"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

This is dedicated to all the Sponge Bobs in the world that have hit me up when they weren't high
Sponge Bobs are the type
Who'll always beg
Who'll always borrow

But money gets tight
It's not all thiers
I'm not Wells Fargo

Get Off Me!
When you not zonked
and don't come again
I'm not your carrion
For, it won't be long
Till your gonna need
Mo' money
To get off

Pigs! clean up your stye
I'll cast no pearls
For you to sample

Pork! stiffle your squeal
These are my beads
That you can't sample

You just part from me sucka
When you need mo' smack
We all wish somebody would get off
I've a slight little problem
With you buying crack
We've all told somebody to "Get Lost!"

Get Off Me!
When your not bombed
And don't ask to lend
This can not carry on
For it won't be long
Till you gonna need
Mo' money
To get off

You just fly from me
When you need mo' cash
We all wish somebody would get off
I've a slight little problem
with you buying hash
We've all told somebody to "Get Lost!"

Yes, there is some change
That I wish to share
That you can't carry

My advice is a loan
That you'll never owe
If you just change please

change please


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AFW - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
A situation we can all relate to...good twist to the original..fives from me
Michael Pacholek - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
To paraphrase George Carlin, can you imagine how deep the ocean would be if SpongeBob wasn't in it?
Lionel Mertens - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks guys

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