Song Parodies -> We Stunk At Golf

Original Song Title:	"Key Largo"
Original Performer:	Bertie Higgins

Parody Song Title:	"We Stunk At Golf"
Parody Written by:	Larry Hensley

Never played it, but if I did, something like this might happen the first time I try.

Me and my golf buddies
Went early to the course
The first time that we tried golf, see
We teed off with lots of force
Watching it on tv
Oh, it just doesn't prepare you
No, it fell in the bunker
And then it fell in the rough too

We stunk at golf
Double bogeyed on them all
They showed it on the late late show
Jokin' away that we stunk so

The water hazard stinks
Helped us mess up on the links
We can try it once again, I know
We'll find a course in Key Largo

We said, "We'll try tomorrow"
And we kept our word
Lost golf balls gave us sorrow
And we hit a few birds
We broke some clubs
From frustration
They're floatin' near shrubs
No, we won't play golf again

We stunk at golf
(We stunk at golf)
Double bogeyed on them all
Showed more flubs on the late late show
And some more jokes that we stunk so

Golf really really stinks
(Golf really really stinks)
We just messed up on the links
We will never try again, I know
But if so, in Puerto Rico

We stunk at golf
(We stunk at golf)
Double bogeyed on them all
Showed more flubs on the late late show
And some more jokes that we stunk so

Golf really really stinks
(Golf really really stinks)
We just messed up on the links
We will never try again, I know
But if so, in Puerto Rico

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carol - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment

good job 5's

Leslie Nielsen - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment

The reason the game is called "Golf" is because all the other four-letter words have been taken.

Larry Hensley - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Carol and Leslie.

Johnny D - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Good job parodying an obscure 70's hit.

Larry Hensley - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny.

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Song Parodies -> We Stunk At Golf

"Key Largo"

Bertie Higgins

"We Stunk At Golf"

Larry Hensley

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