-> "I Need Some Ketchup"
Original Song Title:
"More Than a Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Need Some Ketchup"
The Lyrics
Oh, burgers would not be complete
Without this awesome condiment,
I never really liked mustard,*
You might as well just eat cement!
It goes well with French fries, too,
Part of lots of things I eat,
I think about it day and night
Because this stuff is really neat!
Put it on food, it tastes like paradise,
It gives me so much happiness!
And if I ran all out, I think I would die!
Oh, say, can you see that I need it?
Pass it over here! Don’t you take forever,
We all need it, do you hear!?
Ahhhhhhh, haaaaaaaaaaa!
I need some ketchup,
I need some ketchup right now!
I need some ketchup,
(Ooh, ooh, baby)
I need some ketchup right now!
Ahhhhhhh, haaaa, haaaaaaaaaaaaa
There were times when it ran low,
But I can never, ever go without
It, or I’d kill myself!
I gotta have it on the shelf!
Essential for a barbecue,
A fast food joint or fancy place,
I know that in a thousand years,
It will be there through time and space!
This is a condiment that’s super fly,
This is the only way to go!
And if I ran all out, I know I would die!
Oh, say, can you see that I need it?
Pass it over here! Don’t you take forever,
We all need it, do you hear!?
Ahhhhhhh, haaaaaaaaaaa!
I need some ketchup,
I need some ketchup right now!
I need some ketchup,
(Ooh, baby!)
I need some ketchup right now!
Ahhhhhhh, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I need some ketchup,
(Ooooh, hoo, baby!)
I need some ketchup right now!
(Oh, I need it!)
I need some ketchup,
(Oooooooooow, baby!)
I need some ketchup right now!
I need some ketchup,
I need some ketchup right now!
I need some ketchup,
(Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, baby!)
I need some ketchup right now…
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