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Song Parodies -> "No Longer Alive"

Original Song Title:

"Staying Alive"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"No Longer Alive"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

ROT IN HELL Osama!!!
Well, you can tell that our efforts in the war on terror paid off,
Tracking a wanted man, mounting a brave assault
Helicopter raid with lots of weapons
We’ve been gathering Intel ever since 9/11
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
The survivors lived to see the day
The mission was a success, it went as planned
The US military’s Day of Revenge

Whether you're a soldier
Or whether you're a survivor,
Osama’s no longer alive, no longer alive
The threat of Al Qaida is breakin'
Their terrorist network is shaken
Osama’s no longer alive, no longer alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
No longer alive
No longer alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
No longer alive

Well now, America felt low and now it’s high
New Yorkers rejoiced when Osama died
Everyone, quick, spread the news
We’re the United States and we just can't lose
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
The survivors lived to see the day
The mission was a success, it went as planned
The US military’s Day of Revenge

Whether you're a soldier
Or whether you're a survivor,
Osama’s no longer alive, no longer alive
The threat of Al Qaida is breakin'
Their terrorist network is shaken
Osama’s no longer alive, no longer alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
No longer alive
No longer alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
No longer alive

His life wasn’t spared
SEAL Team Six killed him
SEAL Team Six killed him
His life wasn’t spared
SEAL Team Six killed him
He’s no longer alive

Well, you can tell that our efforts in the war on terror paid off,
Tracking a wanted man, mounting a brave assault
Helicopter raid with lots of weapons
We’ve been gathering Intel ever since 9/11
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
The survivors lived to see the day
The mission was a success, it went as planned
The US military’s Day of Revenge

Whether you're a soldier
Or whether you're a survivor,
Osama’s no longer alive, no longer alive
The threat of Al Qaida is breakin'
Their terrorist network is shaken
Osama’s no longer alive, no longer alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
No longer alive
No longer alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
No longer alive

Well now, America felt low and now it’s high
New Yorkers rejoiced when Osama died
Everyone, quick, spread the news
We’re the United States and we just can't lose
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
The survivors lived to see the day
The mission was a success, it went as planned
The US military’s Day of Revenge

Whether you're a soldier
Or whether you're a survivor,
Osama’s no longer alive, no longer alive
The threat of Al Qaida is breakin'
Their terrorist network is shaken
Osama’s no longer alive, no longer alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
No longer alive
No longer alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
No longer alive

His life wasn’t spared
SEAL Team Six killed him
SEAL Team Six killed him
His life wasn’t spared
SEAL Team Six killed him
He’s no longer alive

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Wild Child JIN - May 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Osama is "no longer alive", forever dead, what else needs to be said? ;-), Another great Osama's dead parody! 5's! :-)

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