Song Parodies -> Stayin Alive with Ralph Nader
| Original Song Title: | "Stayin Alive" |
| Original Performer: | Bee Gees |
| Parody Song Title: | "Stayin Alive with Ralph Nader" |
| Parody Written by: | Garrett |
Ralph Nader walks on stage.
You can tell by the way I campaign that I’m a liberal man, no conservative. Though voice loud. Liberal magnet. I’ve been kicked around by democrats. But it’s all right. It’s OK. Independents go my way. I will try to understand why the New York Times love this man.
Weather you’re a mother or weather you’re a brother your vote keeps him alive, keeps him alive. Polling at %1 doesn’t keep him shaking. Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin alive, stayin alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
My polls are low not high. And to get %1 I really tried. I got bad suits and brown shoes. I killed Kerry and Gore too. It’s all right. It’s OK. I live to see another day. I do try to understand why demos don’t try to kill this man.
Weather you’re a mother or weather you’re a brother your vote keeps him alive, keeps him alive. Polling at %1 doesn’t keep him shaking. Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin alive, stayin alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
He’s going nowhere. Somebody help him.
Somebody help him yeah.
He’s going nowhere. Somebody help him.
Somebody help him yeah.
STAYIN ALIVE!
You can tell by the way I campaign that I’m a liberal man, no conservative. Though voice loud. Liberal magnet. I’ve been kicked around by democrats. But it’s all right. It’s OK. Independents go my way. I will try to understand why the New York Times love this man.
Weather you’re a mother or weather you’re a brother your vote keeps him alive, keeps him alive. Polling at %1 doesn’t keep him shaking. Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin alive, stayin alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
My polls are low not high. And to get %1 I really tried. I got bad suits and brown shoes. I killed Kerry and Gore too. It’s all right. It’s OK. I live to see another day. I do try to understand why demos don’t try to kill this man.
Weather you’re a mother or weather you’re a brother your vote keeps him alive, keeps him alive. Polling at %1 doesn’t keep him shaking. Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin alive, stayin alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
Polling %s in background.
He’s going nowhere. Somebody help him.
Somebody help him yeah.
He’s going nowhere. Somebody help him.
Somebody help him yeah.
He’s going nowhere. Somebody help him.
Somebody help him yeah.
He’s going nowhere. Somebody help him.
Somebody help him yeah.
You can tell by the way I campaign that I’m a liberal man, no conservative. Though voice loud. Liberal magnet. I’ve been kicked around by democrats. But it’s all right. It’s OK. Independents go my way. I will try to understand why the New York Times love this man.
Weather you’re a mother or weather you’re a brother your vote keeps him alive, keeps him alive. Polling at %1 doesn’t keep him shaking. Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin alive, stayin alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
My polls are low not high. And to get %1 I really tried. I got bad suits and brown shoes. I killed Kerry and Gore too. It’s all right. It’s OK. I live to see another day. I do try to understand why demos don’t try to kill this man.
Weather you’re a mother or weather you’re a brother your vote keeps him alive, keeps him alive. Polling at %1 doesn’t keep him shaking. Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin alive, stayin alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
He’s going nowhere. Somebody help him.
Somebody help him yeah.
He’s going nowhere. Somebody help him.
Somebody help him yeah.
STAYIN ALIVE!
You can tell by the way I campaign that I’m a liberal man, no conservative. Though voice loud. Liberal magnet. I’ve been kicked around by democrats. But it’s all right. It’s OK. Independents go my way. I will try to understand why the New York Times love this man.
Weather you’re a mother or weather you’re a brother your vote keeps him alive, keeps him alive. Polling at %1 doesn’t keep him shaking. Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin alive, stayin alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
My polls are low not high. And to get %1 I really tried. I got bad suits and brown shoes. I killed Kerry and Gore too. It’s all right. It’s OK. I live to see another day. I do try to understand why demos don’t try to kill this man.
Weather you’re a mother or weather you’re a brother your vote keeps him alive, keeps him alive. Polling at %1 doesn’t keep him shaking. Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin alive, stayin alive. Vote, vote, vote, vote. Stayin Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
Polling %s in background.
He’s going nowhere. Somebody help him.
Somebody help him yeah.
He’s going nowhere. Somebody help him.
Somebody help him yeah.
He’s going nowhere. Somebody help him.
Somebody help him yeah.
He’s going nowhere. Somebody help him.
Somebody help him yeah.
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