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Song Parodies -> "Gettin All 5s"

Original Song Title:

"Staying Alive"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Gettin All 5s"

Parody Written by:

Steve I

The Lyrics

A parody on the AMIRIGHT rating system and author's endless need for approval. (Including me.)
Well you can tell by the way I use a pun
I’m rhymin’man, it’s time for fun
Iamright post-ed this song
It’s been kicked around since I logged on

And it’s all right, it’s okay.
You may not vote anyway
I just try to understand
How pukey songs get 5s, oh man!

(Chorus)
Whether you’re a poet
Or whether you don’t know it
You’re gettin’ all 5s, gettin’ all 5s
Amiright is breakin’, Feel the site is shakin’
And your’re gettin’ all 5s, gettin’ all 5s.

Fi Fi Fi Fi Gettin’ all 5s
Fi Fi Fi Fi Gettin’ all fiiiiiiiives!!!

(Sung in high frequency squeal that wakes your dog.)

Well now, my parodies sometimes get 5s
And if I get panned now, I never cry
Got some fans with votes to choose
They stack the fives, and I just can’t lose

And it’s all right, it’s okay.
Leave comments on another day
I just try to understand
How pukey songs get 5s, oh man!

(Chorus)

My song is nowhere
Somebody vote me, Somebody vote me, yeah

Logged on again yeah
Somebody vote me, Somebody vote me, yeah

I’m gettin all 5s!
(Sung in high frequency squeal that wakes the dead.)

Repeat Verse 1
(Chorus)

Parody’s nowhere
Somebody panned me, Oh please don’t pan me, yeah

Logged on again yeah
Somebody panned me, Oh please don’t pan me, yeah

I’m gettin all fiiiiives!!!!

THUMP THUMP THUMP…etc.

(Endless Disco Inferno Horn Ending with BeeGee squeals resembling chipmunks on helium.)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
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 2   0
 0
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 3   0
 1
 1
 
 4   1
 0
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 5   9
 9
 9
 

User Comments

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Michael Pacholek - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I... hate... this... original... song. A five just for making Barry Gibb look like the Frankie Valli wannabe he became after deciding being a minor-league John Lennon wasn't working anymore.
Chris Pollman - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Well said, MP. I hate this original song as well. And I usually hate songs about getting/wanting all 5s, but hell with it, you get 'em. 555 from me.
McDonald - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Bravo!
Ann Hammond - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
cool
MasonR - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
This is giving me Amiright fever, so here are some fivers!
TJC - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Its still Cinco de Mayo, amigo...5's !
Dylan Baranski - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, what a coincidence. This was the first song I'd parodied & sent to this site. 5-5-5 for you, and welcome to Amiright.com! Hold it...looks like someone voted less than fives, despite what the song title says. Son of a gun...GET HIM, BOYS (and to be fair, girls)!!!!!!!!! That aside, I sometimes get all 5s and I sometimes get less than that. Or at least I would, but I haven't my own computer, so I can't write parodies. Well, I could, since I've been using my mom's computer & the school computers to post comments & stuff. However, the reason I want my own computer back is so that I have a library of original songs & song lyrics for reference, thus assuring me more high-quality parodies. I just got a new computer, but I'm waiting to get my other one back so I can hook up the hard drive from that one in order to transfer data from that hard drive onto my new computer's hard drive. Then, I gotta get an internet connection to my room, but once all that's done, in the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I'll be back".

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