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Song Parodies -> "Stayin' Alive"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

Parody Written by:

NoNosedDog

The Lyrics

Well you can tell by the way I'm off my trill,
Some nasty bug's got up my bill,
H5N1 ain't a catchy name,
But its contagious just the same.

But its alright its ok,
Don't cull me, let me fly away,
Please just try to understand,
Don't wring my neck when I try to land.

Whether you're a chicken or whether you're a pigeon,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive,
I'm just under the weather, please don't ruffle my feathers,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ha ha ha ha stayin' alive.

H5N1's here. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
H5N1's here. Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.

Give me soothing drinks and pills and things,
Or put a cold flannel on my wings,
I just need tender loving care,
To get me back up in the air.

But its alright its ok,
I'll try to keep my germs at bay,
And if you try to shoot me dead,
I'll poop my germs down on your head.

Whether you're a chicken or whether you're a pigeon,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive,
I'm just under the weather, please don't ruffle my feathers,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ha ha ha ha stayin' alive.

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Stephen Harrington - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
555, enough said.
Royce Miller - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Good parody; Do you mind if I ask, why doesn't the dog have a nose?
NoNosedDog - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
That is the enigma.. how do I smell?
Royce Miller - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
NoNose: Well, I was half afraid after I'd asked the question, what the answer might be, but I'm thinking you probably smell just as good as anyone else around here.
Larry Hensley - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody smells good to me. 555.
NoNosedDog - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks all..

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