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Song Parodies -> "How Deep is Your Cut?"

Original Song Title:

"How Deep is Your Love?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"How Deep is Your Cut?"

Parody Written by:

M.S.G

The Lyrics

Ruined your eyes looking at the sun
You fell and were hit by a moving train
And that one time when you climbed Mt. Everest
You got that numbing in your arms again

When you ran to me, slipped and scraped your knees
You looked like Frankenstein, I just had to heave
There were signs that read "Wet Floor"
You fell on your butt

How deep is your cut
How deep is your cut
You really need to learn
That you're living in a world of tools, sharp blades and knives
They could put you down 6 feet
You are prone to injuries

What is wrong with you?
You swim outside, naked in the cold
You jump into the brightest, largest kites
You look as if you're a doll

And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I really do
But it's me you need to show
How deep is your cut

How deep is your cut
How deep is your cut
You really need to learn
That you're living in a world of pools, try not to drown
You should learn to swim with me
Call for help if you need me

When you ran to me, slipped and scraped your knees
You looked like Frankenstein, I just had to heave
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your cut

How deep is your cut
How deep is your cut
You really need to learn
That you're living in a world of tools, sharp blades and knives
They could put you down 6 feet
You are prone to injuries

How deep is your cut
How deep is your cut
You really need to learn
That you're living in a world of pools, try not to drown
You should learn to swim with me
Call for help if you need me

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Johnny D - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL !! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA !! This is brilliant! 555

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