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Song Parodies -> "Hackin Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

BeeGees

Parody Song Title:

"Hackin Queen"

Parody Written by:

MarthaDTox

The Lyrics

Well you can tell by the way that I boot my screen
that I'm totally wired
I'm the hackin queen

Call me if you need me
and I'll call you right back
if there's a virus to spread or a code to crack

and it's all right
it's okay
I'll do what you want
if you can pay

I've got no axe to grind you see
I'm an anarchist I just wanna be free

maybe you're a broker or maybe you're a banker are you stayin alive stayin alive?
The markets are all changing are they leavin you behind do you wanna survive wanna survive?

Ah ah ah ah are you staying alive stayin alive
ah ah ah ah do you wanna survive wanna survive?

I used to work as a tecchie in the old square mile
that's where I learnt how to hack into all their files
it's so easily done when you know all the tricks
it's a real cool way to get your kicks

and it's all right it's okay
I'll do what you want if you can pay
I've got no ideology
I'm an anarchist I just wanna be free


repeat chorus


You're goin nowhere
I'm gonna help you
I'm gonna help you yeah

you're goin nowhere
I'm gonna help you yeah

repeat verse 1

repeat chorus

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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 3   1
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sloatead - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
4's, not bad, could have been better
Phil Alexander - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I liked it... must admit, I'd have thought "hacking queen" would have been an Abba parody
MarthaDTox - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I used the Abba song in another parody .. "financing queen" but is about a British female fund manager and wouldn't mean much to a US readership..... But thanks for the thought!
Agrimorfee - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I agree with Slotead. Could have changed a bit more of the words.
Red Ant - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(G05) At least I understand this one MarthaDtox.
Adagio - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Good one...I like this type of parody. I was all set for a different OS too. Would you believe that I don't know this one well enough to vote? Sorry. It's a good one, though.
Johnny D - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Parodies like this can work even with some of the original words -- it forces the original song to mock itself!
Rick C - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05)Swings right along with the OS! Nicely paced.
Melhi - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(H) Hacking up some 5s for ya!
Stuart McArthur - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(H) great idea, great execution, Martha
Dee Range - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved the anarchist theme, being a bit of one myself. Good job Martha.(H)
Scathe - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-H) Wacky.
MysteryGoat - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad, but I did have a problem with pacing.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice work, Martha. It would've been better with a different chorus, though.
Arwen - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--total BeeGees fan here...great job!
2nz - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Luke seconded, but you still made a very funny slice of anarchy out of this one. And now that I think about it, I'm hard-pressed to come up with a better sub for the chorus so it doesn't even bother me now.
Jeff Reuben - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Fun to read!

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