Swear, a real offensive word
a word that rhymes with ship and spit
Don't leave it in the toilet bowl
'Cause that would make me hurl a bit

This word has got no glory
Please tell a different story now, my love
Don't talk, don't talk about the smell
That's something not to tell, my love

Glade the everlasting scent
To get rid of offensive air
and jokes about the gas it makes
do that in public, it's a dare

And folks, get easily upset
If single words are said
It's only turds
And turds make folk upset
So please don't talk that way