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Song Parodies -> "Jewish Alright"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Jewish Alright"

Parody Written by:

Adriandakoolsickmasta

The Lyrics

good song with a jewish parody and pork rhymes with walk! O.K
Well , you can tell just because I don't eat pork,
I'm a jewish man: hebrew I talk .
kosher food I eat it warm.
I've been eating it since I was born .
And now it's all right - it's O.K. -
I've got a dredle so lets play.
you can try to understand that I don't eat foods like bacon or ham.
Whether you're a baptist or whether you're a catholic yeah ,
im jewish' alright , jewish' alright .
If you dont read the torah cause you know it'll bore ya'
im jewish' alright , jewish' alright .
Ah, ha, ha, ha, jewish' alright.
Well now, I celebrate hanuka by candlelight.
and I don't get one present I get nine.
Got the kippa cap on my head
and I'm a jewish born and bred.
You know it's all right , it's O.K.
I'll read the torah another day.
you can try to understand that I don't eat foods like bacon or ham.
Whether you're a baptist or whether you're a catholic ,
im jewish' alright , jewish' alright .
If you dont read the torah cause you know it'll bore ya'
im jewish' alright , jewish' alright .
Ah, ha, ha, ha, jewish' alright.
Life goin' nowhere . Somebody help me.
Somebody help , me, yeah .
Life goin' nowhere . Somebody help , me, yeah .
Stayin' Alive --- (to beginning and fade ... Well , you can tell .... )


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Diva - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute!
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
And for this, fives you should get? Oy vey. Call your mother, pisher.
Rice Cube - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehe, this was funny :-) Don't worry, Pacholek didn't like ours either...

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/eltonjohn9.shtml
raddog20002002 - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I am a Jewish guy who is familar with all this Jewish stuff. Awesome choice for a parody.
Linda - September 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Pretty clever. I'm a huge Bee Gees fan. Did you know their mom is Jewish? Maybe Barry'd get a kick out of your parody.

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