Song Parodies -> Why Can't I Send These Christmas Cards
| Original Song Title: | "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart" |
| Original Performer: | Bee Gees |
| Parody Song Title: | "Why Can't I Send These Christmas Cards" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Florio |
a little soon, maybe, but its good.
Gotta send these out today
Yeah, that would be nice
got every one pressed and stamped and glued
but then it will return tomorrow
with the words return to sender at bottom
Why can't I send these Christmas cards
How do you stop the cards from coming back
I do not like this frigin' writing
What is it now I've lacked
And how do I mend my aching hand
why'd you change your address yet again
please please just send these Christmas cards
to their destination
Got a card from Tennessee
that was all addressed to me
damn, I didn't send him one of mine
I will send it out tomorrow
hope that it will go, and not get startled
Why can't I send these Christmas cards
How do you stop the cards from coming back
I do not like this frigin' writing
What is it now I've lacked
And how do I mend my aching hand
why'd you change your address yet again
please please just send these Christmas cards
to their destination
Yeah, that would be nice
got every one pressed and stamped and glued
but then it will return tomorrow
with the words return to sender at bottom
Why can't I send these Christmas cards
How do you stop the cards from coming back
I do not like this frigin' writing
What is it now I've lacked
And how do I mend my aching hand
why'd you change your address yet again
please please just send these Christmas cards
to their destination
Got a card from Tennessee
that was all addressed to me
damn, I didn't send him one of mine
I will send it out tomorrow
hope that it will go, and not get startled
Why can't I send these Christmas cards
How do you stop the cards from coming back
I do not like this frigin' writing
What is it now I've lacked
And how do I mend my aching hand
why'd you change your address yet again
please please just send these Christmas cards
to their destination
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com
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Mikey you always make me giggle! :-D
Another good job, Mikey!
lol, thanks Merr-Pippin
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