(instrumental intro)

(Sung By Dubya To Cheney:)
Oh! Cheney, please don't leave me! I'll never know what to do
Believe me when I tell you
I'll never know the issues

(Sung By Cheney To Dubya:)
Oh! Dubya, won't you leave me
I just want to be left alone
On the count of three, I beg you
Please just leave me alone

(Dubya and Cheney:)
When you told us we stole the election from Al Gore
Well, you know, we hardly broke down or cried
When you told us you didn't need us like before
Well, you know, we hardly broke down; we laughed,
Ha! ha! ha! ha!

(Sung By Dubya To Cheney:)
Oh! Cheney, if you leave me
I'll never make it on my own
Believe me when I tell you
I'll screw 'cause I have no clue
(Believe me Cheney)

(Dubya and Cheney:)
When you told us we stole the election from Al Gore
Well, you know, we hardly broke down or cried
When you told us you didn't need us like before
Well, you know, we hardly broke down; we laughed,
Ha! ha! ha! ha!

(Sung By Cheney To Dubya):
Oh! Dubya, don't you worry
And let me handle this town
(Take your nap, you look sleepy)
Believe me, George Duh-Ba-You
I'll deliver bin Laden for you!...