-> "I Only Wanna Be A Yew"
Original Song Title:
"I Only Wanna Be With You"
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Parody Song Title:
"I Only Wanna Be A Yew"
The Lyrics
I don't know what it is that I just love the trees
I hug them and I sing them pretty melodies
And if they have needles or leaves, the same
but there's one species I would really like to name -
It's crazy but it's true -
I only wanna be a yew!
I like the pines, and oaks they sure won't let me down
And birches, they are lovely and I beech won't frown
And maples are nice as is juniper
But I don't wanna be common conifer -
That tree won't let me blue -
I only wanna be a yew
I'd grow a trunk that's mighty
I'd live for thousand years
I would grow the needles green
and berries like red tears -
I would like to provide a branch for birds to nest
perhaps a deer would find in my shade place to rest
Though my wood is toxic, too bad for bugs -
If I had my needles eaten - now that really sucks
I'd be tenacious too -
I only wanna be a yew!
And to get pollinated -
that's the life for me:
I could whisper to the wind -
"Honey, now we're tree!"
I'd be an evergreen and thirty meters tall
I'd like to bloom in winter, needles just won't fall
And storms may be blowing, it's just the same
as my wood has the mighty English longbow fame!
Not spruce or elm for sure -
I only wanna be a yew!
No matter where I grew -
I only wanna be a yew!
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