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Song Parodies -> "Can't Get A Friend On Myspace Page"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry White

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Get A Friend On Myspace Page"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

I've heard many people say that
Internet socializing is the way to go, maybe
And so
I gave a lot of thought to that
So many times, been to clubs
I've been drubbed, and called "schlub"
And you know that I never have been laid enough
So I've tried to e-vertise it
But it's been kind of tough
Yes, I say!

Been trying, I can't get a friend on Myspace page
Girls, give a go, please give a try
Can't get a friend on Myspace page
Socializing ain't what it used to
I'm sadder, how I cry
Is it the background skin, perhaps the font?
Oh ladies, tell me why
Come on, babes

Tell me, what can I say?
You know that my aim is true
What can appeal to the cyberchick in you?
Can you not love the splash page image of me
Do you dismiss it because I wear a sheet?
Girls, I've only had 27 views on here
Am I too strange?
Dancin' moves
That look too lame
On those cute videos for you?

Trying, but I can't get a friend on Myspace page
Girls they won't go, they won't go, they won't go, WHY?
I can't get a friend on Myspace page
Come on, babes

Look on the profile box and you can see
The interests I have planned
Stamp collecting is all I need
Girls, does that sound a bit bland?

Should I lie about me, or just keep it real?
I'll say I've got "the touch"
I will make you a deal
I'll make a sweet Web Site for you
If you make my Friends List shine
Girls, what do I have to do?
Please respond, be kind

I get the same old updates every time I'm here
No viewing change
Graphics spooge
This is so lame
What am I gonna do?

Really, I've had no luck with a Myspace page
Delete page!

Someday, I'm gonna get you babe online, true
I guess that what it's gonna take is a whole other way to find you
Hey-yo, babes!

You really need to check out my Facebook page
It looks so, it looks so, it looks so fly!
Come on over to my Facebook page
Come on darlings, come be a friend on my Facebook page
Oh babes,
It looks so, it looks so, it looks so fly... (etc., fade)
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee.

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Jeff Reuben - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Having gotten myself hooked on Myspace and Facebook, I got a real kick out of this song. Many lols, I really enjoyed this.
alvin - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
not even tom ???....very soulful...lol
Jack Wilson - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome idea,5s
Ann Hammond - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he he
Matthias - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Heh, heh, heh... Hearing this come from the man who sings about nothing but making love to women this song is pretty ironic. Do you actually HAVE a Myspace page? If you do then you should add me, then at least you'll have 1 friend. (And Alvin's right... There's always Tom)
Below Average Dave - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Um, it appears this will be a three way battle on this song, very creative idea, Barry White will be a good round it appears, a needed break after Eminem, as with Matty, I'll do my full commentary in the Artistry Round
Peter Andersson - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
I'd be surprised if Matthias is not right on with his analysis of the turn-it-around idea for this parody. :-)
Matthias - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(Aristry) A member of my Top Eight, for sure. This was great... And I'm still wondering if you have either Myspace or Facebook.
Agrimorfee - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Matthias: I don't for neither, and don't really have an interest to, either.
Rex - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Be careful of e-VD, use a keyboard condom. Fun idea well executed!
Max Power - June 15, 2008 - Report this comment
555 fake friends on MySpace.
Wolverine - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pretty funny. 555 additional views for you.
bobpiecheese - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ah, the things one does for love. Some pretty funny lines in here, Agri (the 'the touch' line made me LOL, even if it just looked like a Transformer in-joke). 555 Friend Requests for you!
Below Average Dave - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I've always kinda hated Myspace to begin with, creative idea as a whole, I am happy not having one to be 100% honest. . .they allow a bunch of kids to post crap all over their site, nice self-dep rip!
Invisible Boy - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked the idea Agri. The image of you as a lonely computer geek is funny. How come no one here has done "Myspace" to "My Girl"?

I am chatting With a female teen
If her parents knew
On Dateline I’d be seen.

Well, I guess you'd say
What could make me act this way?
My Space. (My Space, My Space)
Talkin' 'bout My Space. (My Space)
...or something like that...
Matthias - April 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I still love the idea behind this one. Barry White as a horny computer geek is always a pretty hilarious concept.
kevin - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
great title sub along with the whole song very well done
bobpiecheese - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Arwen - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC...ooooh, I LOVE me some Barry White...=) This made me laugh big time, Agri...great job!
Below Average Dave - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I remember back when I first read this, three parodies of this made it into the Artistry Round. . .fun then, fun now
Red Ant - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
The thought of Barry White belting out these lyrics was hilarious. I loved the spin you put on this OS. Great work, Aggy. 5s+
JEff Reuben - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC: Is Tom still your only friend?
Melanie Lee - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good idea, some good laughs, rough pacing. 4-5-4.

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