-> "Can't Get A Friend On Myspace Page"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Get A Friend On Myspace Page"
I've heard many people say that
Internet socializing is the way to go, maybe
I gave a lot of thought to that
So many times, been to clubs
I've been drubbed, and called "schlub"
And you know that I never have been laid enough
So I've tried to e-vertise it
But it's been kind of tough
Yes, I say!
Been trying, I can't get a friend on Myspace page
Girls, give a go, please give a try
Can't get a friend on Myspace page
Socializing ain't what it used to
I'm sadder, how I cry
Is it the background skin, perhaps the font?
Oh ladies, tell me why
Come on, babes
Tell me, what can I say?
You know that my aim is true
What can appeal to the cyberchick in you?
Can you not love the splash page image of me
Do you dismiss it because I wear a sheet?
Girls, I've only had 27 views on here
Am I too strange?
That look too lame
On those cute videos for you?
Trying, but I can't get a friend on Myspace page
Girls they won't go, they won't go, they won't go, WHY?
I can't get a friend on Myspace page
Come on, babes
Look on the profile box and you can see
The interests I have planned
Stamp collecting is all I need
Girls, does that sound a bit bland?
Should I lie about me, or just keep it real?
I'll say I've got "the touch"
I will make you a deal
I'll make a sweet Web Site for you
If you make my Friends List shine
Girls, what do I have to do?
Please respond, be kind
I get the same old updates every time I'm here
No viewing change
This is so lame
What am I gonna do?
Really, I've had no luck with a Myspace page
Someday, I'm gonna get you babe online, true
I guess that what it's gonna take is a whole other way to find you
You really need to check out my Facebook page
It looks so, it looks so, it looks so fly!
Come on over to my Facebook page
Come on darlings, come be a friend on my Facebook page
It looks so, it looks so, it looks so fly... (etc., fade)
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