Song Parodies -> My Underpants
| Original Song Title: | "My Everything" |
| Original Performer: | Barry White |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Underpants" |
| Parody Written by: | Invisible Boy |
My Underpants
My briefs…my shorts…my underpants
Are assembled by… special teams
They use cranes…and ropes…and folk-lifts too
They work together well…it’s quite a crew
My girl…is very…very scared of the…
Position…called “missionary”…
That’s why she’s filled with fear
Whenever she sees me appear
In my briefs…my shorts…my underpants
And when I…prep for…a big event
I go and buy…a old circus tent
Tailors move along
And soon I look deluxe
“Big Top” has changed to a thong…underneath my tux
My skivvies are a work of art…Pick-arse-o…
Only when I fart....
No need to scrape or scrimp…made from the Goodyear Blimp
They're my briefs…my shorts…my underpants
[TSOP instrumental break while the backup singers repeat…“Namu”…”Namu”…etc.]
You know...I haven’t seen…haven’t seen my schlong
Since Glen Miller had a hit song
Because my crack is hid
Pray, I don’t leave no skids
In my briefs…in my shorts…my underpants
IB
My briefs…my shorts…my underpants
Are assembled by… special teams
They use cranes…and ropes…and folk-lifts too
They work together well…it’s quite a crew
My girl…is very…very scared of the…
Position…called “missionary”…
That’s why she’s filled with fear
Whenever she sees me appear
In my briefs…my shorts…my underpants
And when I…prep for…a big event
I go and buy…a old circus tent
Tailors move along
And soon I look deluxe
“Big Top” has changed to a thong…underneath my tux
My skivvies are a work of art…Pick-arse-o…
Only when I fart....
No need to scrape or scrimp…made from the Goodyear Blimp
They're my briefs…my shorts…my underpants
[TSOP instrumental break while the backup singers repeat…“Namu”…”Namu”…etc.]
You know...I haven’t seen…haven’t seen my schlong
Since Glen Miller had a hit song
Because my crack is hid
Pray, I don’t leave no skids
In my briefs…in my shorts…my underpants
IB
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There's just something about hearing Barry White's powerful, masculine, romantic voice and thinking about underpants that makes this song extremely hilarious, and extremely good.
In brief: very goo.
i'd give anything to hear barry croon this one
Five times funny
Sir ~IB~, . . . I agree with your girl, that this is indeed quite a scary scene . . . .
(Arse-tistry) Great work done here! Tons of funny lines, such as the Glenn Miller one, and "Pick-Arse-O"
(Artistry) Great work with such a shorts song. :-)
Yay underpants! Yay Invisible Boy!
(Artistry) Your video didn't quite match your lyrics, so I had some trouble following along. Barry was a BIG guy, so the lyrics fit quite well in this scenario! His pronunciation of "everything" worked well with a "underpants" sub.
(Artistry) Light pacing hiccups me thinks. . .but that aside very good on the rhyming, and as probably the most frequent (percentage wise) person to use weight/food/drinks in my parodies, I applaud you at getting a laugh out of me using the topic.
What about doggy-style? Condom will cost $555
(Artistry) Like Agri, I got lost going along with the video in the background. But pretty funny...and sad at the same time, needing "cranes…and ropes…and folk-lifts too" to make some skivvies. 555 lbs of weight loss.
(Artistry) Never thought that a song called 'My Underpants' would be so hilarious! Well done, IB!
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