(Instrumental Intro)

His name was Devon, he was a heartthrob
His gorgeous body everywhere, and brown hair cut down to there
You'll always catch him on Nickelodeon
And when he tried to be a star, his fans adored him (from) afar
He's loved by all the girls, and fans in the whole world
He is young and such a hottie
Who could ask for more?

He is Devon (Dev!) Devon Werkheiser
(Devon Werkheiser)
The hottest guy you would admire (here)
He is Devon (Dev!) Devon Werkheiser
Singing and acting are his greatest talents
Oh, that Devon...you'll fall in love!

(Devon...Devon Werkheiser)

He was Ned Bigby, junior high student
Those useful tips he'd always write
in his Declassified School Guide
His best friends Cookie, and Jennifer Mosely
When they were always in a jam, they helped each other hand in hand
Which girl would Ned have chose?
Is it Suzi or Moze?
Will his school guide be very helpful
Every day, who knows?

He is Devon (Dev!) Devon Werkheiser
(Devon Werkheiser)
The hottest number one admirer (here)
He is Devon (Dev!) Devon Werkheiser
Singing and acting are his greatest talents
Yeah, that's Devon...he'll steal your heart!

(Devon...Devon Werkheiser)
(Devon...Devon Werkheiser)
(Devon Werkheiser ah ah ah ah)
(Oh ahhhh....Devon, Devon Werkheiser)
(He was admired...by social climbers)
(Singing and dancing...are his great tal..ents)

(Instrumental Interlude)

His name was Nolan, in Shredderman Rules
He was uncool and very shy, he always had a fear of heights
His alter ego: cyberspace hero
Who helped the kids all over school
And stopped Bubba from being cruel
To keep from being "Byrd-Turd"*
He had to save the world
He stopped the Bixbys from dumping sewage
That is what we've heard!

He is Devon (Dev!) Devon Werkheiser
(Devon Werkheiser)
The hottest number one admirer (here)
He is Devon (Dev!) Devon Werkheiser
Singing and acting are his greatest talents
Oh, that Devon... oh, what a stud!

Devon...oh, what a stud!
(Devon Werkheiser)
(Devon Werkheiser)

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