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Song Parodies -> "School House Program"

Original Song Title:

"Copacabana"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"School House Program"

Parody Written by:

Christie Marie M

The Lyrics

The School House Program is an educational facility just like any other normal schools. The teachers in that school try to keep the students in line in order to keep them under control by setting strict policies and the concept of moral values. Here we have an unexpected romance between an eight year old and an eleven year old.
(Instrumental Disco Solo)

Her name's Christine, a hip sixth grader
With a gold headband on her hair, wore a jumper with such a flair
Then she met Kevin, a cool third grader
He was the apple of her eye, she thought that boy was sweet as pie
They made a real cute pair, blew kisses everywhere
They had a mismatch on their ages well ,hey,
why should they care?

At the School House (School!) The School House Program
(School House Program)
The school for the students in a jam (here)
At the School House (School!) The School House Program
Trouble with teachers who think they are preachers
At the School House...two kids in love.

(School House...The School House Program)

His name was Alex, he's Christine's teacher
When Kev and Chris were hanging out,
It made him want to rant and shout
He called Chris over, and tried to warn her
But Alex went a bit too far, gave lots of bad marks* on her card
Her teacher was a pain, he drove Christine insane
He separated her from Kevin
Which was such a shame!

At the School House (School!) The School House Program
(School House Program)
The school for the students in a jam (here)
At the School House (School!) The School House Program
Trouble with teachers who think they are preachers
At the School House...they're much too young!

(School House...The School House Program)
(School House. The School House Program)
(The School House Program ah ah ah ah)
(Ah ah ah ah School House The School House Program)
(Kevin and Christine had three year age gaps)
(Trouble with teachers...thinking they're prea...chers)

(Instrumental Disco Solo)

Her name's Christine, a plain sixth grader
She heard the unexpected news, as if she's hadn't enough abuse
She heard that Kevin's moving to Sparta
She knew that he'll be gone next year, so sad to lose someone so dear
She wished that were a lie
She cried herself half-blind
She lost her joy and she lost her Kevin
Now she's lost her mind!

At the School House (School!) The School House Program
The school for the students in a jam (here)
At the School House (School!) The School House Program
Trouble with teachers who think they are preachers
At the School House...don't date too young!

(School House) don't date too young!
(The School House Program)
(The School House Program)

(Repeat, then fade to end)
* Bad Marks were warnings given to students' scorecards whenever they behave inappropriately and break the rules.

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