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Song Parodies -> "I Like The Thongs"

Original Song Title:

"I Write The Songs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"I Like The Thongs"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm more alive than ever
Since I saw my very first thong
When I see babes and hot Frederick's styles together,
I get horny,
Yes, I Like The Thongs..

I Like The Thongs the bathing beauties wear
I Like The Thongs, 'cause there's not too much there
Although, they tend to make an old man cry,
I Like The Thongs, I Like The Thongs

Stirs feelings deep within me
And they are a peepshow for the soul
I'll take the risk of red eyestrain
Such lovely sights, keep my libido on a roll

I LIke The Thongs those sexy beauties wear
I Like The Thongs, 'cause there ain't that much there
And tho' they tend to make an old man cry
I Like The Thongs, I Like The Thongs

Hip Hop music makes 'em dance
Revives old spirits inside my pants
I don't know how they control them, when they move
Such a tiny part
Makes good eye feasting, ala carte
Pleases me, yes, it does
Pleases me, yes, it does
Hoping for a glimpse of fuzz...

I Like The Thongs, they're like a piece of string
I Like The Thongs, almost see everything
Although, they tend to make this old man cry
I Like The Thongs, I Like The Thongs

I am horny, and I Like The Thongs..



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Jack Wilson - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This is awesome! 555!
John Barry - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I like this song.
Neil Diamond - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Gotta give you 5's `n props Barry/Airfarce, butt... I beat you the the punch with Thong Thung Blue in `theventy-two...
alvin rhodes - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
very touching....lol...5s
Spoof-Man - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Too good.....Tooo Goood!!!!
AFW - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jack, John, and thankth, Mithter Diamond, don't think I've heard that one, yet......and thanks alvin, and Spoof Man
Stuart McArthur - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I too like thongs, except for the one Balto (sp?) wears - nice work, AFW - 555
MrMacphisto - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one... :)
Dee Range - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
"Hoping for a glimpse of fuzz" LOL.... Hate Manilow, love this. Keep it up :)
AFW - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart, Mr. Mac and Dee
Agrimorfee - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
"Barryfans" all over the world want to kill you now....and that's a compliment. 555
2Eagle - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Had to give you fives for that line, "I'm horny and I like the thongs.". How does Laura Bush in a thong sound?
MysteryGoat - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
That was just funny! The only thing funnier is if Manilow was actually willing to sing it himself.

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