I'm more alive than ever
Since I saw my very first thong
When I see babes and hot Frederick's styles together,
I get horny,
Yes, I Like The Thongs..

I Like The Thongs the bathing beauties wear
I Like The Thongs, 'cause there's not too much there
Although, they tend to make an old man cry,
I Like The Thongs, I Like The Thongs

Stirs feelings deep within me
And they are a peepshow for the soul
I'll take the risk of red eyestrain
Such lovely sights, keep my libido on a roll

I LIke The Thongs those sexy beauties wear
I Like The Thongs, 'cause there ain't that much there
And tho' they tend to make an old man cry
I Like The Thongs, I Like The Thongs

Hip Hop music makes 'em dance
Revives old spirits inside my pants
I don't know how they control them, when they move
Such a tiny part
Makes good eye feasting, ala carte
Pleases me, yes, it does
Pleases me, yes, it does
Hoping for a glimpse of fuzz...

I Like The Thongs, they're like a piece of string
I Like The Thongs, almost see everything
Although, they tend to make this old man cry
I Like The Thongs, I Like The Thongs

I am horny, and I Like The Thongs..