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Song Parodies -> "Cat Scan Boogie"

Original Song Title:

"Bandstand Boogie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Cat Scan Boogie"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Body'd been ailin'
Was feelin' worse everyday
Good health a' failin'
It caused my doctor to say
"Step on this scale, and
We're gonna' give you a weigh..
Might need Cat Scan !"

My weight was droppin'
Down about five pounds or so
Told me to stop in,
And check again, tomorrow
Then, when I popped in,
I was another pound low,
Time for Cat Scan !

High anxiety,
Hits me, while I'm lookin' at that Scan !
Low self control,
Can't do a hole, easy as an old rat can !
So claustrophobic
So sick, I just jump up out and scat, Man !
Yeah, a chicken, I am,
I scram far away from that Cat Scan !

In such a hurry,
No time for closin' the door
Told Doctor Murray
Self treatments, I'm goin' for
Weight ain't no worry,
I'm gonna' just eat some more,
Can't stand Cat Scans

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TJC - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Your `Computed Axially Tremendously' hilarious spoofin' is boundless and it never wanes / You've boosted my kV, mAs and tickled my funny bone in coronal, sagittal AND axial planes!
John Barry - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This resonated with me.
alvin rhodes - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
glad i scanned this...i found it quite jaunty
Rick C - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny one. 555
PMS - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I voted anyway since your pacing is always dead on. Loved the line about "scat man".
AFW - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC, alvin, John, Rick C., and PMS...DKTS? Shirley, you're kidding....Dick Clark's Bandstand theme...at least, it was, for quite a while..
Dee Range - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thought this was gonna be about buying a cat, and the trouble that ensued when the bar code could not be located. 5's for this version...now do cat scram boogie lol
AFW - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee....good title idea, there

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