Song Parodies -> Cat Scan Boogie
| Original Song Title: | "Bandstand Boogie" |
| Original Performer: | Barry Manilow |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cat Scan Boogie" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Body'd been ailin'
Was feelin' worse everyday
Good health a' failin'
It caused my doctor to say
"Step on this scale, and
We're gonna' give you a weigh..
Might need Cat Scan !"
My weight was droppin'
Down about five pounds or so
Told me to stop in,
And check again, tomorrow
Then, when I popped in,
I was another pound low,
Time for Cat Scan !
High anxiety,
Hits me, while I'm lookin' at that Scan !
Low self control,
Can't do a hole, easy as an old rat can !
So claustrophobic
So sick, I just jump up out and scat, Man !
Yeah, a chicken, I am,
I scram far away from that Cat Scan !
In such a hurry,
No time for closin' the door
Told Doctor Murray
Self treatments, I'm goin' for
Weight ain't no worry,
I'm gonna' just eat some more,
Can't stand Cat Scans
Was feelin' worse everyday
Good health a' failin'
It caused my doctor to say
"Step on this scale, and
We're gonna' give you a weigh..
Might need Cat Scan !"
My weight was droppin'
Down about five pounds or so
Told me to stop in,
And check again, tomorrow
Then, when I popped in,
I was another pound low,
Time for Cat Scan !
High anxiety,
Hits me, while I'm lookin' at that Scan !
Low self control,
Can't do a hole, easy as an old rat can !
So claustrophobic
So sick, I just jump up out and scat, Man !
Yeah, a chicken, I am,
I scram far away from that Cat Scan !
In such a hurry,
No time for closin' the door
Told Doctor Murray
Self treatments, I'm goin' for
Weight ain't no worry,
I'm gonna' just eat some more,
Can't stand Cat Scans
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Your `Computed Axially Tremendously' hilarious spoofin' is boundless and it never wanes / You've boosted my kV, mAs and tickled my funny bone in coronal, sagittal AND axial planes!
This resonated with me.
glad i scanned this...i found it quite jaunty
Funny one. 555
DKTOS, but I voted anyway since your pacing is always dead on. Loved the line about "scat man".
Thanks, TJC, alvin, John, Rick C., and PMS...DKTS? Shirley, you're kidding....Dick Clark's Bandstand theme...at least, it was, for quite a while..
Thought this was gonna be about buying a cat, and the trouble that ensued when the bar code could not be located. 5's for this version...now do cat scram boogie lol
Thanks, Dee....good title idea, there
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