Went to an island way down in Thailand
A crazy place they call Phuket
Not pronounced "That Way" and yet
It's really wild there, I was bequiled there
There was this lady in a bar
With her snake, she was the star
A most unusual act
The men she did attract
Entertainment... unlike no other
Unique and abstract

At The Cobra (co!) Cobracabana (Cobracabana)
It all began with a banana (here)
At The Cobra (co!) Cobracabana (Cobracabana)
Music and passion, some perverted stashin'
At The Cobra.....you won't believe?

Her name was Peaches
Just wore a big smile
I was escorted to my seat,
Served an oriental treat
Then, came the floor show,
Man, what a floor show !
They were called "The King and Queen"
Wildest thing I've ever seen
It made my scrotum ache
That was one lucky snake
Recoiled to strike, all posed and puffy
Serpent's name was Jake

At The Cobra (co!) Cobracabana (Cobracabana)
It all began with a banana (here)
At The Cobra (co!) Cobracabana (Cobracabana)
Music and passion, some perverted stashin'
At The Cobra....you won't believe?