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Song Parodies -> "Mike Pacholek Asked Me To Write This"

Original Song Title:

"I Write The Songs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Mike Pacholek Asked Me To Write This"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Mike Pacholek asked me to write "I Height The Dongs" ... WISH GRANTED.
My name is Mike Pacholek
I asked J.D. to write this song

I put the surge and the urgency together
I am Michael
And I height the dongs

I height the dongs that make the ho world sing
I height the dongs you love to strangle with rings
I height the dongs that make the young girls sigh
I height the dongs, I height the dongs

All bones like feeling like new
And they've got their own ways to be poled
But when you see Pacholek you'll
Rise up again, feeling much more young than old

I height the dongs that make the ho world sing
I height the dongs you love to strangle with rings
I height the dongs that make the young girls sigh
I height the dongs, I height the dongs

Oh Pacholek makes you dance
And makes you wanna take off your pants

And he'll poke some caulk in holes to fill your grooves

Michael thrills your part
'Til it's a steel vine place to start

It's from he
It's for you
So that you
Will agree
It's an M-P symphony

I height the dongs that make the ho world sing
I height the dongs you love to strangle with rings
I height the dongs that make the young girls sigh
I height the dongs, I height the dongs

I'm Pa-cho-lek
And I height the dongs!
Michael, be careful what you wish for!

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John Barry - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
JD, with reference to your "Whiter Shade. . ." parody of a while ago: Barry man-mangoes." 5s.
Adagio - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh heh :) 5's
Michael Pacholek - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I got a big mouth... PLEASE don't do anything with THAT statement...
Rick C - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I guess I'm missing something (like half my brain) here but, I still found it quite funny...5s
Royce Miller - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny D-If you are doing requests, can you write "Time in a Brothel" to "Time in a Bottle"?
Johnny D - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JB, Adagio, MP, Rick, and Royce.

Royce --- I'm sure I can, but I think it would be destined for WhatFreaks, and I don't post there anymore...if I can think of a sufficiently double-entendre'd way of writing it, then, perhaps...
Agrimorfee - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
545, wishing I had something clever to say here.
Johnny D - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agrimorfee.

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