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Song Parodies -> "Grope-acabana"

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Barry Manilow

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The Lyrics

I know a nite club, for lovers only
Where those hot latin rhythm's swing
Sexy dancing is the thing,
They do the Salsa, and the Lambada
Everybody in the place wears a mask upon their face
No bouncer's at the door
The bouncin's on the floor
Always open, never closes
And there is fun galore...

At the Grope-a (Gro) Grope-acabana (Grope-acabana)
Not in Cuba, but.....Butte, Montana
At the Grope-a (Gro) Grope-acabana (Grope-acabana)
Ultra exotic...nympho neurotic...
At the Grope-a,
They shout, Oh Lay!

So grab a lady, or a Whatever,
Drop dead bodies that can kill,
Never catch' em standin' still
You will perspire, but never tire
All the promiscuity, gives you extra energy
Just forget... about tomorrow,
Right now's the time to be...


Soon as you enter, you feel vibrations
Topless waitress cute and couth,
Leads you to a cozy booth
Takes your order, you have Tequila
There's a fire in the air, you can feel it everywhere
You know what is on your mind,
But, you never thought you'd find
The perfect place...pretend you're Arnold
Just grope till you go blind!...


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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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Barry - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Your 'grab a lady' verse is missing a couple of lines.
Jeff Reuben - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
What Barry said, but otherwise entertaining
Johnny D - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Grope springs etArnold.
alvin rhodes - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
i had no idea butte was such a swingin' place...5s
AFW - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for all comments...yeah, I see I did goof on second can't delete and guess I'm stuck with it...have to preview better next time.
Stuart McArthur - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm surprised there's not a real Grope-a-cabana AFW - 555
Steven Cavanagh - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Reach out and crotch somebody.
John Barry - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
TITularly speaking, this is great. Arnold's only groping himself these day, because he's a jerkoff.
Kristof Robertson - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
When do I get my VIP Pass, huh?? 555
2Eagle - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Aren't there places like that in Branson, MO and St George, UT?

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