I know a nite club, for lovers only
Where those hot latin rhythm's swing
Sexy dancing is the thing,
They do the Salsa, and the Lambada
Everybody in the place wears a mask upon their face
No bouncer's at the door
The bouncin's on the floor
Always open, never closes
And there is fun galore...

At the Grope-a (Gro) Grope-acabana (Grope-acabana)
Not in Cuba, but.....Butte, Montana
At the Grope-a (Gro) Grope-acabana (Grope-acabana)
Ultra exotic...nympho neurotic...
At the Grope-a,
They shout, Oh Lay!

So grab a lady, or a Whatever,
Drop dead bodies that can kill,
Never catch' em standin' still
You will perspire, but never tire
All the promiscuity, gives you extra energy
Just forget... about tomorrow,
Right now's the time to be...

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Soon as you enter, you feel vibrations
Topless waitress cute and couth,
Leads you to a cozy booth
Takes your order, you have Tequila
There's a fire in the air, you can feel it everywhere
You know what is on your mind,
But, you never thought you'd find
The perfect place...pretend you're Arnold
Just grope till you go blind!...

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