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Song Parodies -> "I Light the Bongs"

Original Song Title:

"I Write the Songs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"I Light the Bongs"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I hope I don't get a contact stigma for writting this parody. I don't smoke wacky tabacy . Please reference my parody "The Rope" for proof of my disdain for hemp. When I took a ceramics class in highschool I was really good at making bud vases. Then I'd sell them to other students. But after those students modified them for canibas inhilation, the teacher would end up smashing them to make ensamples for the others.
I've been ablaze forever, and I toke my ceramic bongs
I bring the herbs and pottery together
It's amusing so I wrote this song

I light the bongs that make the T-H-C
I light the bongs of bud and incense springs
I light the bongs that make the munchies cry
I light the bongs, I light the bongs

My dope lies steeped with issues
And It's got it's own stash in my soul
Now, when I look back through my life
I'm stoned at ten, all because my peers cajoled

Oh my incense makes me snack
And gives me merit to take a nap
And I toke the bottle hole so I can groove
Youthfull thrills of heart
Well, that's a real half baking start
Hit's from me hit's for you
Hit's from you, hit's for me
It's a worldwide chimmeny

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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John Barry - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny parody, Lionel; hilarious title!
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
The biggest problem with schooling is what students really learn there...
Paul Robinson - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Lionel, you have really gotten sharp at the game lately. 5's
Michael Pacholek - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm wondering why Johnny D hasn't yet written "I Height the Dongs."
ham - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
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