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Song Parodies -> "I Hate The Storms"

Original Song Title:

"I Write The Songs"

Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate The Storms"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A couple of weeks ago, we had a thunderstorm, and I never knew storms could ruin so many things!
I've been awake forever, 'cause I heard a thunderbolt crash
And in my bed I've laid over here forever
I'm a coward, and I hate the storms.

I hate the storms that make the 'lectric flash
I hate the storms that make my 'puter crash
I hate the storms that keep me up at night
I hate the storms, I hate the storms.

My family is asleep
But I, I am so wide awake
Now, when I look out through the screen
I notice that the tree does not look too green

Oh my 'puter has been ruined
And my brother's X-Box is oh so fried
And our answ'ring machine won't work anymore
Thunder fills the air
Our bell won't ring, but no one cares
Lights are on lights are off
Lights are off, lights are on
Guess I'd better end this song.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Jeff Reuben - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Good song...I like the storms though =)
Arwen - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with Jeff...I LOVE the storms...the more thunder and lightning the better...=) Good job, though, Joelle!
Steve K. - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but as I read this, two tropical storms named Bonnie and Charley are on their way to the eastern US. Why couldn't the Weather Service get a sense of humor and name the second on Clyde?
Johnny D - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
T-storms scared me when I was a little kid, but now I'm a weather-geek, and so is one of my brothers --- in fact, he wants to go tornado-chasing.....yikes, he can have it!
Michael Pacholek - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Big storm in Central Jersey today, so I'm mad enough to give like-themed parodies fives. Let's check the weather report: Bonnie lies over the ocean...
Johnny D - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops, forgot to mention, I like this parody, it gets 555 whacks-on-the-thunderhead-anvil from The Mighty Thor's hammer.

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