-> "Tony Soprano"
Original Song Title:
"Copacabana"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Tony Soprano"
The Lyrics
His name was Tony
He ate cannoli
It's a very stressful job
When you boss the Jersey mob
So Doctor Melfi
She gave him Prozac
She's the shrink that Tony saw
Where he'd whine about his maw
She tried to make him well
He was screwed up as hell
He gets pissed off but comes back after
His next fainting spell
Fainting Tony (TOE!)
Tony Soprano (Tony Soprano)
A wiseguy who don't take no guano
Big fat Tony (TOE!)
Tony Sopranooo
Bruisin' and smashin'
Are always in fashion
When you're Tony...
He's spillin' blood...
(Tony--Tony Soprano)
His name was Ralphie
He don't like Tony
When he barbecued T's nag
His head wound up in a bag
Then there was RICO
The RICO statutes
So a made guy's life is tough
Cause the feds are playing rough
They miss the golden age
Now squealing's all the rage
And they're givin' the Moe Green specials
With a .410 gauge
Arranged by Tony (TOE!)
Tony Soprano (Tony Soprano)
He's whacking Joe Pan-to-li-an-o
Fatass Tony
Tony Sopranooo
It was sad when he
Bumped off Steve Buscemi
(cousin Tony)
He killed his cuz...
(Toe-kneeeeee)
(Toe-kneeeeee So-praaaa-noooooo)
(Toe-kneeeeee)
(He eats lasaaaaaagn-ooooooo)
His name was Tony
He wasn't bony
But if you think he's Santa Claus
You'll be needing lots of gauze
He has a fam-lee
They love his mon-ee
But his wife has lots of fits
And his kids are spoiled twits
If he don't get his taste
He'll rearrange your face
If you ask what he does he'll tell you it's just
Manage waste
(Yeah right)-- La Cosa
La Cosa Nostra
Where guys do what they're not supposed ta
Guys like Tony
Tony Sopranooo
Smackdowns and bloodshed
Will keep your fat butt fed when you're Tony
Don't piss him off...
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