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Song Parodies -> "The (Willie) White House"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"The (Willie) White House"

Parody Written by:

Leo Jay

The Lyrics

I know this is ancient history, but a little nostalgia never hurt... ;-) it came to me while I was working on something else, and figured I might as well publish it -- I'm trying to rack up 10 parodies. Plus, this looks forward to what may be yet to come... ;-) Besides, I've done some Bush-whacking, so I owe a bit to the left. I mean, 'Left of Center'.... Or is that, 'Left-inching-toward-Center-while-pandering-to-the-base'? Whatever...
She was Lewinsky, she was no showgirl,
The intern with the chubby face caused a national disgrace
She had a weakness for Willie's Wonka
And what she did with a cigar really took things much too far
She kept a stained blue dress that stirred up quite a mess
Who was the predator or the victim is a random guess...

At the White House - Lewinsky's White House
She called it the 'Do-Him-All-Night' House!
At the White House, Lewinsky White House
Duties 'intern'-al were often nocturnal at the White House...
No talk of love!

Her boss was Willie -- one smart Hillbilly
He started out in Arkansas, ended up at Georgetown Law
He had charisma, and he loved his ma
He loved the highborn and the low -- (and sometimes a slutty 'ho)
He could have done much more, but maybe he got bored
He shirked his duty to get some booty -- how he loved to score...

At the White House -- the Willie White House
His girlfriends called it the 'All-Night' House!
At the White House, the Willie White House,
Bring the Bacardi, there's always a party at the White House...
No time for love...

When things imploded, his wife exploded
(It was the dreaded Hillary, who would NEVER bend HER knees!)
But Willie pleaded that she was needed:
"They can impeach me, sure, of course -- but for God's sake, no divorce!
Then what would Willie do? Cause if it weren't for you
I'd never be in the Oral Office -- you could be here too..."

[Hillary, in reverie...]
"Hmm... my White House -- Hillary's White House!
The 'I've got you locked in my sights' House!
At my White House -- Hillary's White House
I'll prove that we gals need not be 'bended knee' gals in the White House
(Bill, fetch my gloves...)"

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Johnny D - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, great job, Leo, great job! 555, and I know, 'cause awhile back I posted a parody called "Smoke A Banana".
Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Shirked his duty? When the whole damned Republican Party was demanding his impeachment in August '98, he was bombing al-Qaeda. Of course, as we now know, it's OK for the "President" to lie to the American people, as long as it's about matters of life and death, for civilians as well as our troops. Not to mention the economy. And he was an undergrad at G'town, went to law school at Yale. That's where he met the Mrs., now the junior Senator from New York, who is twice the woman that Georgie Bush is.
Leo Jay - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
My bad. As I wrote that G-town stuff, I made a mental note to research it to be sure, but dropped the ball... "This humble boy from Arkansas went to Yale to study Law..."? Thanks.
Claude Prez - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious ("Willie's Wonka"--hee hee)
Royce Miller - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
love it
Leo Jay - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Aw c'mon, a ONE for funny? Must be a lefty. Or part of the Axis of Evil. Yeah, one of those evil evildoers. Beware: Osama bin here... ;-)
Robert J. Pagliaro - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Five's from this "slightly to the left of Lenin" liberal. Funny piece about a great president. I'll echo Michael's comments and add that the great state of New York is proud to have Mrs. Clinton as our junior Senator and appreciate Bubba's commitment to New York City. (After last night's press conference, c'mon admit it, don't you miss Bill?)

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