She was Lewinsky, she was no showgirl,
The intern with the chubby face caused a national disgrace
She had a weakness for Willie's Wonka
And what she did with a cigar really took things much too far
She kept a stained blue dress that stirred up quite a mess
Who was the predator or the victim is a random guess...

At the White House - Lewinsky's White House
She called it the 'Do-Him-All-Night' House!
At the White House, Lewinsky White House
Duties 'intern'-al were often nocturnal at the White House...
No talk of love!

Her boss was Willie -- one smart Hillbilly
He started out in Arkansas, ended up at Georgetown Law
He had charisma, and he loved his ma
He loved the highborn and the low -- (and sometimes a slutty 'ho)
He could have done much more, but maybe he got bored
He shirked his duty to get some booty -- how he loved to score...

At the White House -- the Willie White House
His girlfriends called it the 'All-Night' House!
At the White House, the Willie White House,
Bring the Bacardi, there's always a party at the White House...
No time for love...

When things imploded, his wife exploded
(It was the dreaded Hillary, who would NEVER bend HER knees!)
But Willie pleaded that she was needed:
"They can impeach me, sure, of course -- but for God's sake, no divorce!
Then what would Willie do? Cause if it weren't for you
I'd never be in the Oral Office -- you could be here too..."

[Hillary, in reverie...]
"Hmm... my White House -- Hillary's White House!
The 'I've got you locked in my sights' House!
At my White House -- Hillary's White House
I'll prove that we gals need not be 'bended knee' gals in the White House
(Bill, fetch my gloves...)"