I remember when my wife
Tried to stab me with a knife
I was left on the lamb
Peering through the windows
No bed now at night
I need something to
Somehow get me through the days
I can think of just one way
I think I will buy
Many shots of beer
Until I do die
At least I'll be giddy

Oh brandy,
Got me swirled when my world started stinkin'
'Cause my wife took my tray
Oh, brandy
My life sucks and now I will start drinkin
I will drink you away
Oh, brandy!

Getting off the stuff's a climb
I lost my love and all my dimes
Thrown out by my girl, the clock is timing
I've got to save my mind
My insides are dying

Oh brandy,
Got me swirled when my world started stinkin'
'Cause my wife took my tray
Oh, brandy
My life sucks and now I will start drinkin
I will drink you away
Oh, brandy!

I forgot all my dreams
Now's just time for mourning
Crying on whipped cream
The bartender's warning

Oh brandy,
Got me swirled when my world started stinkin'
'Cause my wife took my tray
Oh, brandy
My life sucks and I will start drinkin
I will drink you away
Oh, brandy!
Got me swirled when my world started stinkin'
'Cause my wife took my tray
Oh, brandy
Life sucks and now I will start drinkin
I will drink you!

~BONUS LYRICS: ODE TO AMIRIGHT~

I remember when I found
Parodies without a sound
I got hooked to that site
Now I've reached quite a height
50 songs; lots to write
Now people read them all day
They voted on them, they're OK
I salute everyone
For all the stuff they're done
I've never had more fun
This site is number one!

AmIRight
Well you've got great artists, no mistaken
I'll surf here every day
AmIRight
This place is just great partake in
So what do we say?
AmIRight
Now I'll write 50 more; to 100
Without much delay!
AmIRight
Will they be good or bad, oft I've wondered?
I hope they're okay!
AmIRight