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Song Parodies -> "Can't Smile And That's True"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Smile Without You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Smile And That's True"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

After watching Barry Manilow's " Wrinkle Free " performance on PBS Capitol Fourth special on July 4th, I think Barry may have to update the words to match his face after his 2004 plastic surgery.......
You know I can't smile and that's true
I can't smile unlike you
I can't laugh it's hard to sing
I can't blink my eyes or do anything
You see my skin's taut so damn taut
It's not what I had thought
If only I knew but now I'm so screwed
I just can't smile and that's true

What could go wrong went very wrong
With my surgery
I feel remorse, my face looks G-Force
Oh Mandy won't you please help me

And now you know I can't smile and that's true
I can't smile as I used to
I can't emote the songs I wrote
Even now my face looks a Botox bloat
I had a Nip/Tuck with no luck
My face's stuck and that sucks
If only I knew but now I'm so screwed
I just can't smile

Now the doctors say the numbness wears off after two weeks mend
Been nine years now still trying to get the feeling again


And you see I can't smile and that's true
I can't smile oh boo hoo
I can't lie and that's why
I got this constant look of wild surprise
Though my skin's nice paid the price
Wrinkle free but I don't look right
If only I knew but now I'm so screwed
I just can't smile and that's true

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Lifeliver - July 09, 2013 - Report this comment
This made me smile. You should learn to smile inwardly like a good Nazi.
Jonathan - July 10, 2013 - Report this comment
wipe that smile off your face! 5's
2Eagle - July 11, 2013 - Report this comment
I saw him on the last Capitol Fourth and he was as great as ever.
Dan Creeden - July 12, 2013 - Report this comment
2Eagle I agree. He always does a great show and a "tight" performance.
Joy - October 10, 2015 - Report this comment
...still trying to get the feeling again! Oh my god. Love Barry but this is hilarious!!! And sadly true. Just found this site today & this is by far my favorite. Love how you worked several of his songs in there. Now I need to go see when he's coming to N. Texas again. Thanks for the laugh. Lots of talent on this site.

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