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Song Parodies -> "I Right The Schlongs"

Original Song Title:

"I Write The Songs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"I Right The Schlongs"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Don't be a flop forever
My power rekindles the flame
I put the "oompf" and the "oh yeah yeah" together
I'm like magic,
And I right the schlongs..

I right the schlongs
To make the bedsprings spring
I right the schlongs
For love and sexual things
I right the schlongs
I'll make old Wilbur spry
I right the schlongs,
I right the schlongs..

Your sex will regain pleasure
I'll give the low space more control
Your mate will not believe her eyes
You're young again, even tho' you're very old

I right the schlongs
Make wives and girlfriends sing
I right the schlongs
Repair that special thing
I right the schlongs
Now you won't need to cry
I right the schlongs,
I right the schlongs

You'll play music, tease and dance
I'll give you spirit to wham romance
You are gonna' rock n' roll and make the moves
And you'll play the part
There'll be no stopping you once you start
It's from me, it's for you
It's from me, it's for you
It's a science miracle..

I right the schlongs
And make each season spring
I right the schlongs
For love and sexual things
I right the schlongs
I'll unbind old One-eye
I right the schlongs,
I right the schlongs..

I right the schlongs
Make wives and girlfriends sing
I right the schlongs
Fix up that special thing
I right the schlongs
Now you won't need to cry
I right the schlongs,
I right the schlongs

I'm Viagra, and I right the schlongs

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Peregrin - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment
AFW, I 'stayed up' till all hours to read this fine piece from you. I mean i did! I really did. It's Monday night here! Good work, and good choice of OS (original schlong).
Michael Pacholek - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Are you stealing Johnny D's material? At least this one was well-erected.
Rob Arndt - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice to see your creativity "spring" into action! 555!
Callmelennie - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Or as Elvis used to say: a-Well it's one for my honey ... two for the flow ... three to hold steady ... now, go coot, go .. but don't you, toss out my blue steel pill ... you can do anything but lay off of my blue steel pill
Meriadoc - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment
The title alone was worth fives! :D
AFW - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin, Michael, Rob, Lennie, and Meriadoc...appreciate v and c...good puns, and good lines, lennie
Lifeliver - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I had to work out what a schlong was by deduction and other's comments - kinda like a 'weeping willow', right? Having got past that, I could appreciate your euphemisms. I especially liked 'Wibur spry' and 'Low space more control'. You followed OS rhyming and phonetics very closely - well done. Sprightly 555s.
AFW - October 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, LL...

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